Take a knee, readers.
The world watches and waits while North Korea’s psychotic-in-chief, Kim Jong-un, draws radiations symbols on a map of the Pacific. The abiding image we have is of Jong-un, a genuine Bond villain from central casting, laughing maniacally with a fluffy cat sitting on his lap. But of course Jong-un wouldn’t be stroking it. He’d be eating it.
That is not the biggest of our problems.
Nor should we be overly concerned about the death of pluralism in this country as the Liberal Party dithers over whether to sell the office furniture on eBay and walk away with some dignity intact or muddles on for a couple more years.
There is a bigger crisis facing the nation at the moment and that is the threat of no cricket this summer, no Ashes series at least or if there is one it will not be played at a serious competitive level.
Sure, if the selectors called me up, I guess I could put the pads on and stride purposefully across the picket line before striding purposefully to the crease, face up to Anderson, Broad and Co. and take the shine off the new ball. With my head.
But no one is going to pay good money to watch that. All right, maybe one or two of you might obtain some obscene pleasure from watching a man clearly out of his depth being repeatedly and heavily concussed. It’s what keeps the turnstiles spinning in boxing after all.
Cricket Australia and the players, represented by Australian Cricketers’ Association have been at loggerheads for months. The Australia A tour of South Africa was abandoned yesterday. A tour of Bangladesh is the next cab off the rank and if no agreement can be reached, the Ashes series, beginning in November will be the next to have a red line ruled through it.
The big problem is, like many seemingly intractable industrial disputes, both sides hold perfectly valid positions.
For those of us who played cricket at some reasonable level, player payments where they were offered, were uncomplicated. A dollar a run, five dollars a catch and twenty bucks a wicket. Something of that order.
At the elite level it’s a bit more abstruse. The Memorandum of Understanding first established in 1997 between Cricket Australia and the Australian Cricketers’ Association now runs to a Tolkenian 600 pages. I strongly suspect no one has read it from go to woah.
Broadly speaking the players’ position is the revenue arrangements that have been in place must remain in place. Cricket Australia wants to do away with revenue sharing and place cricketers on individual contracts.
The MOU has now expired, leaving players without any contractual arrangement. As it stood, players earned 24.5 cents in every dollar of Cricket Australia revenue with further spoils to be enjoyed where a surplus exists between projected and actual revenues over the period of the MOU.
The AFL has agreed to provide the players in its competition with earnings based on a 28 per cent share of revenue. Despite this, Cricket Australia believes its revenue sharing arrangement diminishes its ability to help fund and support the game at grassroots level as well as continuing to support the development of women’s cricket at all levels.
A report in The Australian yesterday, indicated the players had rejected an overture from Cricket Australia to carry over a $58.5 million dollar surplus between projected and actual revenues of which $30 million would go to the game’s biggest names, some of whom are now happily ensconced in retirement.
This is a negotiating tactic and a pretty rough one at that — a bald-faced attempt to make players look greedy and self-serving. What Cricket Australia mentioned only in passing is the offer would oblige it to renege on an agreement it signed off on five years ago.
The players’ greatest concerns are that those who come after them will be dudded and obliged to negotiate their salaries on a one-by-one basis.
This dispute has its genesis during the seven Test series against England in Australia in 1970-71 when Ian Chappell looked into the stands at the 60,000 strong crowd at the G and wondered why he, as captain, was making a measly $300 a game.
Chappelli’s moment of quiet reflection ultimately led to the establishment of a rogue competition, World Series Cricket. Now elite players have a wealth of competitions not within CA’s sphere of management to choose from. Those lucky and/or talented enough to have their teeth checked and forearms probed before going up on the block at the Indian Premier League can earn millions in little more than a month or for those slightly less fortunate, any one of a number of T-20 competitions in the West Indies, England, Pakistan, Bangladesh and the United Arab Emirates offer participants spectacular incomes.
This is a grim reminder the current group of players at the elite level can walk away.
The players are the game. It’s not much of a sport without them. If there’s any doubt about that ask yourself if you would like to see Cricket Australia CEO, James Sutherland with new nut in hand come off the long run this summer? Maybe the nine member Cricket Australia board could become flanneled fools, too. Mark Taylor, 52, would field at slip while another board member, Michael Kasprowicz, 45, could hurl a few passable deliveries down back of a length while the other seven members, very talented in their chosen business fields, would not exactly capture the nation’s imagination.
While Cricket Australia worries about the game’s development at park and club levels, they seem to have forgotten the real grassroots of the game are the fans who contribute directly to CA revenues by walking through the turnstiles and indirectly by switching on their TVs to the cricket.
And the fans are being treated like mugs while the two parties haggle over slices of a pie that is estimated to be worth about half a billion dollars over the next five years.
Get it fixed and get it fixed now.
This article was originally published at The Australian 7 July 2017
Tracy:
Looks like the TDF is going to be another ” Froome surrounded by SKY” procession to the finish.
Pity Richie crashed as he was one of the few capable of taking Froome on in the mountains.
At least the scenery is good to watch!
Takes a team to get a rider to the finish and SKY do that very successfully, Quintana may improve in the mountains to be a threat but doing both Giro and TdeF is too much.
The scenery is wonderful though, especially all the chateau’s/limestone cliffs on the Perigueux to Bergerac stage.
“Queenslander” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6g78XgCQjU
STATE of ‘ORRIBLE:- well done the Toads. We were completely outclassed in all areas. No Johnathan Thirsty, G I, Darius Boyd, Sam Fido the Dog, Corey Parker or Matt Scott…and they STILL creamed us. SAD CAFE
Its all here in song:- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHkSjSbdp5w
As I keep saying waste waste waste. We are being conned.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-07-12/defence-spending-data-unreliable-not-available-report/8699498
I’m mighty impressed that the Russian’s have the know how to influence the rednecks in the US to vote for Trump. Somewhat surprised that couldn’t organise for him the “popular” vote, but no doubt that was part of their cunning plan.
And, as I’ve mentioned before, the temerity of the US (well the losing, criminal, Clinton mob) to have a go at a countries involvement in another countries elections, or power structure, leaves me gasping for grog.
The petulant sour grapes at Trump’s democratic win has been relentless and the likes I have not seen before. In the meantime I think the US economy is heading up and the same with employment.
People seem to have grown happy with the marvellous balls that the Rudd’s, Blair’s, Gillard’s and Clinton’s talk the clear speak of the Abbott’s and Trump’s of the world is an affront to their cosy delusion.
After the soporific pulp fictions of Turnbull and Shorten have stalled progress and worse, there will be a rude awakening. It may not be pretty with a generation useless, and solely dependent on passive welfare.
The biggest police force in the US appear to be displeased with their uber-leftist mayor: http://nypost.com/2017/07/11/cops-turn-their-backs-on-de-blasio-at-slain-officers-funeral/
I love to see a man enjoy himself, Jack, I’m sure you to do too. Especially so when he’s delivering a gag he’s been cooking up for a while. Josh Frydenberg with his “Elvis” zinger was just superb, the pace, the pauses, the dead-pan, the tiny flash of victory, I could watch it over & over. Though, I harbour a suspicion that the gag was born well before the “rumour”, only waiting for an opportunity to burst forth. Josh must have been overjoyed at the news. You wouldn’t have wanted to get between him and that microphone.
It was ok, I guess. The Fryd is a Carlton man so I cut him a lot of slack.
Hmmmm…..The collusion between Trump Jnr and the Russians doesn’t look good.
No. The term smoking gun has been bandied about but I’m not sure about that. It is certainly a breach of the Elections Act and he goes on to the list with Manafort, Kushner and Flynn of those in big trouble.
And they said the Clintons were tacky, apparently the Donald is going to Paris to enjoy the big parade on Bastille Day.
Has it really only been seven months?
Maroons!!
“We are not amused”, perhaps Her Majesty QE2 said to PM Turnbull, a staunch Republican, as he had an audience with her, Mr Insider. Her Majesty, gracious as always, will meet almost any Colonial Ruffian it seems!
An awesome lady, HB
Yes, the Queen is all class, Henry. I’m told she can’t wait for that lovely Abbott chap to be returned to power. Now he was great chap to share high tea and a couple of onions with. Old Phil loved him too.
But she’d be “amused” with you HB, if she ever witnessed your attempts to tuck into a cucumber sanger while sucking a mug of Twinings with a cocked pinkie.
LP comes to mind.
No mention here of Donny junior’s travails. It’s surely the biggest news story this year. Tough on treason, tough on the causes of treason. That’s what’s required here.
Treason? It’s the only offense defined in the Constitution:
“Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court.”
Let’s not follow the Democrats into Wonderland.
I think we can safely say there are any number of related statutes that Mr Mueller will be looking at. The Trumpster will persist with the fake news dissemble no doubt but as of yesterday it ain’t going to play no more.
Nothing to see there, Jack. Horn, Maroons and Qld’ers are the headlines.
The son need not suffer for the sins of the father.
And here’s me thinking Eric was the dumb one.
Ok, i’ll take that on the chin, but who’s Eric?
Seems to me that there couldn’t be a more smoking-gun kinda revelation.
Trump Jr appears to have inherited the same ‘dumb’ as his father.
Regards, Bella
What a game for Queensland tonight!
Loved the momentum & Cameron Smith’s tribute to JT on the podium was all class.
Too much excitement over the audience with the Queen to notice.
really, treason?
Let’s see. Donny gets an email telling him the Russian government has intelligence to share on Hillary Clinton. He, Kushner and Manafort attend a meeting with Russian lawyer Veselnitskaya who by simple Google search could reasonably be suspected to be a Russian agent to get the intel. What would you call it? Youthful exuberance?
treason …politics.. woteva same shit
Not treason unless one declares war.
Stupidity maybe.
I wonder if the various acts have caught up with modern day hacking?
I see some loonies are sueing Trump for violation of their freedom of speech rights because he deleted them from his twitter.
The anti-Trump crowd in the US are very inventive – and extremely tiresome..
I have given up listening as it is all very predictable.
Ignorance of the law is no excuse, I think you’ll find.
JTI,
I would call it gathering intelligence from someone. Whilst unsavoury I actually do not see how it is a problem.
If a British citizen had have passed on information regarding Hils would it be wrong? The Cold War is over.
If it wasn’t a problem why would Donny Jnr have lied about it until as recently as yesterday when he got ahead of the NYT and published the emails? Why have there been so many denials of contact by so many people in the administration regarding Russia and/or its agents that have since proven to be false? The status of the Cold War is irrelevant. The US regards Russia as a foe. It sanctions many of its companies, high wealth individuals and financial institutions. You do remember the Russian seizure of Crimea, Flight MH 370 and its adventurism in Georgia?
i think Dwight has given you the answer
I asked what you thought of it.
i agree with Dwight that i believe it can be treason, as to what else it may be, too early to tell.
Way too early, yes but it doesn’t look good.
apologies I don’t believe it can be treason, as to what it might be, i.e. have laws been broken, too early to tell.