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I know there are a number of Muslim comedians both in Australia and around the world. Good luck to them because if ever a religion needed to poke a bit of fun at itself, Islam is it.

Any Muslim humorist has his or her work cut out. At a scriptural level there are numerous forbidding entries regarding laughter in the Koran and associated texts.

The Hadith says, “Do not laugh too much, for laughing too much deadens the heart.”

Potentially this means any Muslim who uses the laugh out loud acronym is looking at an apostasy charge and in grimmer corners of Islam like Saudi Arabia this has probably already happened.

The Hadith also puts the brakes on satire, too. “Woe to the one who speaks and tells lies in order to make the people laugh; woe to him, woe to him.”

Iran’s mullah, the Shi’ite cleric Ayatollah Khomeini said Islam was a joke free religion. There was not a laugh to be had according to Khomeini. One look at that grizzled visage and you just knew he hadn’t cracked it for a giggle in a very long time, if at all.

Full column here.

551 Comments

  • Milton says:

    Eventually got around to listening to the Fidler/Hoysted interview re Chow. All very good and amusing. I particularly liked Chow’s view on God. He didn’t deny his existence he just wasn’t happy with his performance, what with some people giving birth to imbeciles and a cold blooded murderer like he living to a ripe old age and remorseless. I formed the view that Chow didn’t have a friend in the world, merely associates or acquaintances.

  • Milton says:

    Vale Dick Bruna.

  • Dismayed says:

    Couple more years a bit more competition and improvement of the gear and I will be installing batteries to store what I now feed back in. The government wants to subsidise dirty coal instead of new “Innovative Agile” technology WTF ? That sure was an expensive slogan and advertising campaign for those 2 words.
    http://www.theaustralian.com.au/business/technology/power-bill-drops-92pc-after-installing-tesla-battery/news-story/5d5bd65fb5bd8704004ce5fca93898f2

    • Henry Blofeld says:

      Bring back Coal Fired Power Stations asap and FGS lets hope Hazelbrook does not close! Tony Abbott was right, Coal is good, as our beloved Scott Morrison demonstrated in Parliament last week dear Dismayed. No back to the Stone Age for your humble correspondent Henry!

      • Dismayed says:

        continued use of coal is a backwards step. Are you gong back to horse drawn cart because chaff is cheaper than petrol?

      • Milton says:

        Nice work, Henry. I sense you are warming (hehe) to my man Abbott. He may have had a few issues (and Hockey was literally the biggest of them) but he was a visionary and a doer in comparison to dud Tunballs.

    • Bella says:

      CSIRO principal research scientist Paul Graham says the conservative fear and scare-mongering on renewable energy is “bunkum”.
      http://reneweconomy.com.au/csiro-says-australia-can-get-100-per-cent-renewable-energy-86624/
      Gawd mate, even I squirmed watching Turncoat & anti-environment MP Frydenberg trying to get out of the hole on their energy lies.

      Blind Freddy knows they are dirty fossil-fuel puppets not operating in the national interest and shamefully not even trying to hide it now.
      Enough really is enough.
      Bella

  • plmo says:

    RE: Jean Baptiste says:
    February 21, 2017 at 12:36 pm

    JB,

    Very glad that you have enrolled in the distance learning Master of Divinity Program!!

    I expect you are pleased at the granting of 3.5 Credits based on Recognition of Prior Learning associated with Ordination at the Sacred Cur!!

    However, I must caution that the registered Master’s Topic – ‘The Greatest Bullshit Story Ever Told’ might attract charges of plagiarism unless you devote all of your talents to disguising its origin!!

    But as fellow believers I am sure none of us will tell a soul!!

  • Boadicea says:

    Robert Gottliebsen’s article today will stir a few feathers no doubt

  • Henry Blofeld says:

    The fabulous 3 Stooges, Mr Insider, from 70 years ago with a short clip of one of their famous Pie Fights, sure to put a smile on the most gloomy of faces this morning. As kids we used to go to the Saturday arvo Matinee and before the main feature the Stooges always were on.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GNR12vGALI

  • Boadicea says:

    Hey JTI – not sure if others are having the same experience with their smartphone. But mine will now not download anything after 19 Feb. Although the laptop will. Rebooting phone does not help.
    Although things out in the chariot on the battlefield could be dicey, I am wondering if perhaps the file is getting too large? Are all the back articles being held in the same spot.?
    Being just a warrior and not a tech expert I could be barking p the wrong tree

  • jack says:

    i have enjoyed this, but when the choice comes between western civilisation and some alternative, what will you choose?

  • Carl on the Coast says:

    Dismayed says:
    February 20, 2017 at 10:20 am
    “I stand by my comments. They reflect the facts.”

    Of course you would Dismayed, of course you would. But its still a fair dinkum “slither” on your part nevertheless. Even Blind Freddie can see you’re struggling to ride tall in the saddle mate.

    Dismayed says:
    February 20, 2017 at 10:38 am
    “I do not like being misrepresented or judged by people …”

    I fully understand mate, you’re the expert on that caper, I’ll give you that.

    • Dismayed says:

      Still using your selective reading and context ways cotc. Your dishonesty is your cross to bare/bear. Your fixation and inability to accept facts is almost as bad as yvonne/bodicea’s? You have taken the mantly from razor and the other one as the dishonest con. Move along I have no time for losers like you. That is fact.

      • Carl on the Coast says:

        I realise you obviously feel proud of yourself Dismayed. But Jasus, they’re leaving with their keyboards!

        It’s not a good look for a self-confessed honest bloke such as yourself mate.

        Wouldn’t want that on my CV.

        • Penny says:

          No they’re not CotC, you must have noticed the return of at least one….happens every time.

          • Carl on the Coast says:

            If they’re not leaving Penny, how can they return??

            Beats me?

          • Penny says:

            CotC…..you’ve been here long enough to know that no-one ever leaves when they say they will, they just come back as someone else. I do know of one who has told me he’s just taking a rest and who can blame him. But he will come back as himself…..

        • Jean Baptiste says:

          “But Jasus, they’re leaving with their keyboards!”

          Ah well, that will be natural selection weeding out the weaklings Carl. Boo hoo and all that.

          The finest steel is forged in the hottest fire!

          Give ’em heaps, God bless you.

      • Boadicea says:

        Hang on a sec while I bring the chariot to a screaming halt……………… why am I named in this conversation? Here I am sitting on my cloud minding my own business. Thanks for your interest, but no thanks. Not now, not ever. Up here in Valhalla/heaven we only deal with happy, smiley people.
        To quote the divine Mr Jagger – ”Hey you, get off of my cloud”

  • Milton says:

    I hear ISIS have their own Kneel Down Comedy Club. The open Mike night has to be seen to be believed!

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