Take a knee, readers.
The world watches and waits while North Korea’s psychotic-in-chief, Kim Jong-un, draws radiations symbols on a map of the Pacific. The abiding image we have is of Jong-un, a genuine Bond villain from central casting, laughing maniacally with a fluffy cat sitting on his lap. But of course Jong-un wouldn’t be stroking it. He’d be eating it.
That is not the biggest of our problems.
Nor should we be overly concerned about the death of pluralism in this country as the Liberal Party dithers over whether to sell the office furniture on eBay and walk away with some dignity intact or muddles on for a couple more years.
There is a bigger crisis facing the nation at the moment and that is the threat of no cricket this summer, no Ashes series at least or if there is one it will not be played at a serious competitive level.
Sure, if the selectors called me up, I guess I could put the pads on and stride purposefully across the picket line before striding purposefully to the crease, face up to Anderson, Broad and Co. and take the shine off the new ball. With my head.
But no one is going to pay good money to watch that. All right, maybe one or two of you might obtain some obscene pleasure from watching a man clearly out of his depth being repeatedly and heavily concussed. It’s what keeps the turnstiles spinning in boxing after all.
Cricket Australia and the players, represented by Australian Cricketers’ Association have been at loggerheads for months. The Australia A tour of South Africa was abandoned yesterday. A tour of Bangladesh is the next cab off the rank and if no agreement can be reached, the Ashes series, beginning in November will be the next to have a red line ruled through it.
The big problem is, like many seemingly intractable industrial disputes, both sides hold perfectly valid positions.
For those of us who played cricket at some reasonable level, player payments where they were offered, were uncomplicated. A dollar a run, five dollars a catch and twenty bucks a wicket. Something of that order.
At the elite level it’s a bit more abstruse. The Memorandum of Understanding first established in 1997 between Cricket Australia and the Australian Cricketers’ Association now runs to a Tolkenian 600 pages. I strongly suspect no one has read it from go to woah.
Broadly speaking the players’ position is the revenue arrangements that have been in place must remain in place. Cricket Australia wants to do away with revenue sharing and place cricketers on individual contracts.
The MOU has now expired, leaving players without any contractual arrangement. As it stood, players earned 24.5 cents in every dollar of Cricket Australia revenue with further spoils to be enjoyed where a surplus exists between projected and actual revenues over the period of the MOU.
The AFL has agreed to provide the players in its competition with earnings based on a 28 per cent share of revenue. Despite this, Cricket Australia believes its revenue sharing arrangement diminishes its ability to help fund and support the game at grassroots level as well as continuing to support the development of women’s cricket at all levels.
A report in The Australian yesterday, indicated the players had rejected an overture from Cricket Australia to carry over a $58.5 million dollar surplus between projected and actual revenues of which $30 million would go to the game’s biggest names, some of whom are now happily ensconced in retirement.
This is a negotiating tactic and a pretty rough one at that — a bald-faced attempt to make players look greedy and self-serving. What Cricket Australia mentioned only in passing is the offer would oblige it to renege on an agreement it signed off on five years ago.
The players’ greatest concerns are that those who come after them will be dudded and obliged to negotiate their salaries on a one-by-one basis.
This dispute has its genesis during the seven Test series against England in Australia in 1970-71 when Ian Chappell looked into the stands at the 60,000 strong crowd at the G and wondered why he, as captain, was making a measly $300 a game.
Chappelli’s moment of quiet reflection ultimately led to the establishment of a rogue competition, World Series Cricket. Now elite players have a wealth of competitions not within CA’s sphere of management to choose from. Those lucky and/or talented enough to have their teeth checked and forearms probed before going up on the block at the Indian Premier League can earn millions in little more than a month or for those slightly less fortunate, any one of a number of T-20 competitions in the West Indies, England, Pakistan, Bangladesh and the United Arab Emirates offer participants spectacular incomes.
This is a grim reminder the current group of players at the elite level can walk away.
The players are the game. It’s not much of a sport without them. If there’s any doubt about that ask yourself if you would like to see Cricket Australia CEO, James Sutherland with new nut in hand come off the long run this summer? Maybe the nine member Cricket Australia board could become flanneled fools, too. Mark Taylor, 52, would field at slip while another board member, Michael Kasprowicz, 45, could hurl a few passable deliveries down back of a length while the other seven members, very talented in their chosen business fields, would not exactly capture the nation’s imagination.
While Cricket Australia worries about the game’s development at park and club levels, they seem to have forgotten the real grassroots of the game are the fans who contribute directly to CA revenues by walking through the turnstiles and indirectly by switching on their TVs to the cricket.
And the fans are being treated like mugs while the two parties haggle over slices of a pie that is estimated to be worth about half a billion dollars over the next five years.
Get it fixed and get it fixed now.
This article was originally published at The Australian 7 July 2017
Way OT, but yesterday morning I saw a crow that had just been hit by a car whilst supping in some roadkill. Never seen this before. The rest of the murder were visibly upset. Must have had a learning delay?
A crow TV! A v
Fat fingers above. Ill start again.
A Crow TV! They never get hit……..must be an omen………JB may be right the end is nigh!
Unlike the wedge tail eagles on the road south from Cobar feeding on the kangaroo karnage.
Hit one once Trab just outside Boulia. I was driving an 80 series Cruiser. Jeez it did some damage to the windscreen and bonnet and nearly me. They get so full on the carcasses it takes them a fair bit of time to get airborn.
Revelation 6:1-2
1 And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.
2 And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.
Enough of Revelations Dwight. It brings back memories of the fire and brimstone from my much hated catholic primary school education.
put the cork in
Sounds a bit like attempted union-busting from CA to me. Hope they’re not trying to do what they did in 1912 that World Series Cricket eventually overturned 65 years later – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Six_cricket_dispute_of_1912.
Could almost see Dave Warner doing a Clem Hill.
Have to feel for Chad Sayers 62 wickets in the shield last year due to go to Seth Efrica and probably onto Bangladesh to try and prove being the highest wicket taker in the country for the last 5 years is NO fluke.
What is mad Barnaby doing turning a sod at a Solar Farm? Oh the humanity!
http://reneweconomy.com.au/barnaby-gets-a-spade-and-starts-digging-for-white-rock-solar-farm-67949/
So depending on the audience, the two-faced Fibs continue to contradict their own message on renewables. Wonder if Minister Frydenbug gave it his support or his usual big thumbs down on solar just got lost in the translation to the Nats.
You couldn’t make this stuff up.
You just did Bella. Balance needs a bit of weight on either side.
Hey JB
https://www.thegwpf.com/china-recognises-the-warming-hiatus/
I have no comment.
Can you read a graph? Get someone to help you. Look at the trend at the extreme right hand side of the graphs you have provided.
Ahh – but the Chinese interpret it differently 🙂
Well no. That shonky “we’re not telling you who is funding us” bunch of shills are putting their own interpretation on the Chinese conclusions. The “hiatus” has been disproved and clearly the almost vertical trend we see on the graphs indicates there never was a “hiatus”, and our best hope is the verticality is at least partly due to correction. Air moves about. Ignore the meaningless and deliberately misleading trend lines the shonks have put in and draw your own from the lowest point to the highest. Simples!
These graphs should give an idea of the true situation.
https://climate.nasa.gov/vital-signs/global-temperature/
“If you can keep your head my son, while all about you are losing theirs, it’s probably because you haven’t figured out what is happening.”
More importantly, why this announcement.
Jesus Christ, Mr Insider, ex Vic Premier Jeff Kennett has put the “slipper” right into PM Turnbull and I quote: “Former Victorian premier Jeff Kennett has unloaded on Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull, describing him as a failed leader and accusing him of showing an “appalling lack of political judgment” during his overseas trip.” Strewth, poor Malcolm just coming home from the G20/19 where Ivanka stood in for Dad at one point. The highlight for Malcolm surely was a ride in POTUS Trump’s the “Beast” , his armoured car, although Malcolm would say his meeting with Angela, Emmanuel and Theresa also was “up there”. Brace Malcolm for a “rough landing”, the Whirling Dervish, Tony Abbott has been waiting eagerly for your return big boy, Jeff Horn you aint!
http://tinyurl.com/y7t7h3fh
The rule of thumb is if Jeff thinks you’re battling, you’re actually travelling pretty well.
https://www.australianmining.com.au/news/minerals-council-slams-victorias-brown-coal-policy/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr_uHJPUlO8
It’s a toss-up, Jack, whether I go with Turnbull’s “not conservative” or Trump’s “not collusion”.
Better hurry, though, the spaceship for Jupiter leaves shortly. I’m done here.
Jupiter’s overrated, mate. Try Mercury. Wear a hat.
WIldfires and heat wave all over. Phoenix sweltering 90F @ 9pm. Palm Springs hit 122F 2day. LA hit 123F, new record. 3 major 14 minor fires within 100 miles of here. Roads N, NE, SE and W closed or restricted. Lives lost, properties destroyed. Fires all across desert States. Wanted to head 2 cooler Wisconsin but severe storm warnings, poss tornadoes there, and pollen alert in place Madison. Found rdside all night bar. Staying put.
Go north of Madison, pass Wausau and then turn right. You’ll be good.
Don’t go to BC
hackett’s keen..naturally
http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/opinion/simon-hackett-elon-musk-tesla-project-sets-up-south-australia-as-world-leader-in-battery-storage/news-story/8967fec94d89fc62fa3b165526b38da3?nk=f1d3d9b64a5c076aceadab3dc6067c17-1499742634
flow batt. are gunna eat teslas lunch
http://vsunenergy.com.au/case-studies/busselton-western-australia/