The year 2018 has already provided a Melbourne Cup field of weirdness, but this week was a standout.
Earlier in the week we were obliged to contemplate whether the sport of curling — an oxymoron in and of itself — is or indeed should be drug free. Personally, I can’t bear the thought of curling without drugs and I’m just a casual, barely interested observer. Anything to speed it up a bit wouldn’t go astray.
Then, during a Fairfax photo op at his rent-free residence, our brows furrowed further examining photographs of Barnaby Joyce doing the washing up, which consisted of a thorough scrubbing of two coffee mugs and one wineglass while a shiny new dishwasher stood directly at his knees.
But by far the silliest idea of the week was the notion of arming schoolteachers to prevent the all-too-common shooting sprees and mass murders in US schools.
The mass shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida, this week was the 20th shooting event on school campuses in the US this year and we haven’t even hit the northern hemisphere autumn, or fall as the North Americans prefer to call it. Fourteen students aged between 14 and 18 were shot dead. Three adult school staff, including two with responsibility for security at the school, were also murdered.
Aaron Feis, 37, an assistant football coach at the school died from gunshot wounds after putting his body in the path between shooter and students. Another victim, Christopher Hixon, 49, an athletic director and wrestling coach, was head of the school’s security detail. Hixon was a US Navy veteran.
Arm these men and spree shooters will either be deterred from committing mass murder at schools or stopped dead in their tracks if they persist, the argument goes. It’s not a new idea. The “one good man with a gun can stop a bad man with a gun” idea is a common theory postulated by the National Rifle Association, not to mention a staple plot line for Hollywood westerns and crime dramas. The more guns, not less, will make things safer in the US somehow.
When an assailant enters a school armed with semi-automatic weapons and the intent to use them, that school immediately becomes a combat zone. A school is not supposed to be an arena for armed combat. Teachers are not trained to deal with combat situations nor should they be.
Virtually everyone who knew the shooter knew he was a risk. The FBI has acknowledged and apologised for its failures. The bureau was in receipt of a report on the dangers the shooter posed to the community in general but for reasons that have not been adequately explained, it failed to act.
While the students now protesting around the country are doing so on the perfectly reasonable grounds they would prefer not to be violently murdered while attending geography class, I’m afraid to say their simple demands of making schools safe places for children will come to nought.
The time for gun control in the US was 20 years ago when there was some possibility of getting through the myriad conflicting interests in state and federal legislatures.
Another opportunity went begging in 2012 after a mentally deranged 20-year-old used a Bushmaster M-16-style semi-automatic rifle and a Glock 10mm handgun to kill 20 six-and seven-year-old kids at the Sandy Hook Elementary School in Connecticut. Six teachers also died in the hail of bullets. The 27th victim, the assailant’s mother, had been shot dead at home hours before the bloody spree.
If the violent deaths of little kids, barely detached from their mothers, their last act looking up from their finger painting or cowering behind a tiny desk only to see a slathering mass-murderer at the classroom door was not enough for legislators to act, then what, precisely, would be?
Blaming presidents past and present is a rather insipid business but already Donald Trump is wearing more flack than Barack Obama ever did. It is possible Obama made a better show of empathy than The Donald does but the facts are that spree shootings kept happening at alarming regularity throughout the Obama presidency and beyond.
Equally true is that presidents have little or no control over who can and does own a gun in the US. A dysfunctional congress will not act and even if it did, state legislatures across America would turn their backs.
By way of example, in the wake of the shootings at Parkland this week, the Florida state legislature in Tallahassee declined to even return to the debate over who could or should carry semi-automatic weapons.
Years ago, while driving through Texas, Louisiana, Alabama and the Florida Panhandle, I noticed a chain of stores known as Pawn ‘n’ Guns. They came up on the highway every 50 miles or so. Intrigued, I went into one and asked a few questions. The concept stores allowed consumers to pawn or swap their valuable possessions for guns.
“So, technically, I could trade in my wedding ring for anything on the bottom two lines?” I asked surveying the burgeoning arsenal of pistols, revolvers, rifles and shotguns behind the counter.
“You can’t because you’re not from around here but anyone with a photo ID who is a Florida resident can.”
Surely, I was not the first person to consider the possibility of escalated domestic violence scenarios alone.
“Isn’t that a bit dangerous?”
“Hell, no. There’s a seven-day waiting list on the pump action shotguns and the rifles.”
“But the handguns?”
“Cash and carry.”
It’s not necessarily the Second Amendment, the right to bear arms nor the powerful lobbyists from the NRA driving the US into legislative paralysis. The United States of America has a gun culture like nowhere else in the world.
In Australia we smugly point to our own circumstances and the changes made to gun ownership in the wake of the Port Arthur massacre. Given the number of gun owners and the number of guns lawfully possessed in the US, a gun buyback scheme would cost trillions. It is simply not feasible there.
There are other forces at work. I would argue pound for pound Australia does not have the sheer number of dangerously unhinged psychopaths as exist in the US, whether driven by religious fundamentalism, urged along by some creepy ultra-nationalist militia whose very existence is also protected by the Second Amendment or an apolitical intent to commit mass murder on an unfathomable scale.
Let’s call these bloody events for what they are. Terrorism. The shooter at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School stands charged with 17 counts of premeditated murder. Any self-respecting prosecutor could mount the case that he engaged in terrorism no matter what political motives he may or may not have held.
A redefinition of spree shooters, defining their actions or intentions as terrorism, would necessarily bring the significant law enforcement resources of the Department of Homeland Security and hopefully prod the FBI out of its slumber to detain these people before they commit their dreadful deeds.
Until then what happened at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School will happen again and again in the US. Arming teachers will only make American schools more dangerous than they are today.
This column was first published in The Australian on 23 February 2018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcUovL8l7iQ
BANG BANG …………………….he shot me down
For those ho have been shot down
Decided to dress conservatively for this one! Enjoy……..
Didn’t Sonny write that for her back in the ’60s? Before she became an overdressed diva?
Yeah I think so Dwight. I liked Cher in her day – and let’s face it, she strutted her stuff well!
Goodness Jack – was doing a bit of springcleaning (yes, I know it’s officially Autumn – but we’re a bit slow down here) and came across the Insider’s Guide to Power in Australia. Deciding that a laugh would be good and it might even give me some guidance for tomorrows election, I made a cup of tea and, book in hand, settled on the couch.
Well here’s your take on Tasmania :”Tasmanians are living proof that ignoring people in the hope they will go away doesn’t always work ☹……….The Tasmanian economy relies solely on an aging hippy 🤤 who makes muesli from his own faeces and flogs it in hemp sacks out of the boot of his car down at the Salamanca markets every Saturday morning”
Gulp ……… don’t worry, we’re still friends!
But could you do me a favour and blaze that from the Sydney Harbour bridge – it may put them off moving down here.
There is a desperate shortage of accommodation here in Hobart – people unable to find rentals, or evicted when their longterm rental becomes an Airbnb, are camping in the showgrounds – and our Premier is actively urging Sydneysiders to move to Tassie where housing is cheap!!!! Bloody politicians. Bah humbug
You get what you pay for, Boa.
I have given this situation quite a deal of thought during the last couple of weeks. The reason? Mt 9 year old, soon to be 10 year old is currently living and attending school in So Cal. More power to the student activists and long may they continue to voice their opinions all the while shaming the so called law makers.
There are 2 groups of people that I save my greatest disdain for. One, the N.R.A., their sheep and shills, especially La Pierre and Madam Lash. Secondly and probably even more so are the moronic, tin foil hat wearing morons who maintain that most school shootings since Sandy Hook are hoaxes. While the NRA are ignorant these whack jobs add less than nothing to any argument. Sub-human.
There is an absolute moron “in charge” of the country who hears voices and cannot put together a coherent sentence let alone a cogent argument. Our only hope there is that a leader steps up and I care not one whit if she is red or blue.
The best comment I have heard is that “many of the politicians have fired an AR-15 and know the sound is makes but none have been chased and fired at by one like these students”.
The Constitution begins, “We the People…” Well it is about time the people were listened too.
We 320 million Americans appreciate your rambling thoughts,.
A different kind of shooter: http://www.canberratimes.com.au/act-news/appalling-photos-emerge-of-canberra-developer-posing-trophy-kill-20180222-h0whi6.html
This guy wants to put up a monstrous high-rise at my local shops. Thankfully, enough of us signed a petition to stop the development going ahead as planned – so far.
What a sick bastard.
The fight against trophy hunting will never be won while cowards like him spend huge money trying to compensate for tiny genitalia.
May he also be mauled to death by big cats.
Keep the pressure on re that development TO cos nothing gets changed if good people do nothing.
A number of shop owners have already been forced to leave, Bella. The one I’ll miss the most is the Beyond Q bookshop, which was the best secondhand bookshop I’ve been to. Beyond Q also had acoustic music regularly, and good coffee and cakes.
Mongrels on both counts TO
We must have been there at the same time at some point TO. Great quirky, little shop. I think my son has played a gig or two there as well.
Lunchtime in the cricket, which may be a good thing.
Smith with 50 now and SA apparently having no better idea in how to get him out than England had.
Wait until both sides have batted…
potato head dutton again proving he is not fit to serve the Nation. What do Shorten and Burkes private lives have to do with the screeching M. Cash showing just how nasty she is. The coalition are desperate and flailing wildly. No Surprises.
this is the life, cricket, football and swimming on a Thursday. C’mon Aussie.
The Greens seem to be shooting themselves in the foot in Batman at thee moment.
What is it with politicians these days – have they all got a self-destruct button?
Reckon one of the previous blogs should be renamed. Politics – show business for clueless people.
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2018/mar/01/michaelia-cash-unreservedly-withdraws-remarks-about-shortens-female-staff
My money is on Ged Kearney to win this Boadicea, good spare us from the Greens. Cheers
I watched Mark Felt last night, the FBI Deep Throat during Watergate. It seems as though Felt was motivated to be a mole through being rejected for Hoover’s position, as much as his patriotic duty to ensure that the DNC intrusion was followed up. It was pretty engrossing right up until near the end.
In some ways, things are just as bad now, with the White House exerting its political clout over an investigation by a government agency (e.g. the FBI Russia enquiry).
I hope that Robert Mueller wraps up his enquiry soon and any findings are acted upon.
I have watched the Special Counsel’s work and I personally doubt it will lead to impeachment. It may hinder Trump’s presidency though with many of his chief advisors and allies in deep strife. That’s just my guess. We will see. What we do know now is Putin’s Russia was all over US politics — not to promote Trump IMO but to sow further political division and chaos in the US.
Precisely. Even if the special counsel invented charges, and a grand jury agreed, you cannot indict the President while in office. The only remedy is Congress. And they are not about to impeach. “Beating Hillary” is not a “high crime or misdemeanor”.
Trump: “Take the guns first. Go through due process second,”
Right on cue.
No need to wonder what SovCits are doing with their weapons caches right now.
Another thing that amused me. Like the original tweeter, I didn’t think this topic was a rich source of humour byt this is funny. https://mobile.twitter.com/jacktheinsider/status/969136975721644033
Have you seen the larger one for the guns for many kinds of teachers? I quite liked the French teacher one: a comedy pop-gun with a pop-out white flag.
So racist, Rhys. The French have won more battles in Europe than the Brits. Now, your Dutch…
I still like the old joke: “Why are there so many tree-lined avenues in Paris?”
“So the German troops can march in the shade”
Nice one Triv