Take a knee, readers.
The world watches and waits while North Korea’s psychotic-in-chief, Kim Jong-un, draws radiations symbols on a map of the Pacific. The abiding image we have is of Jong-un, a genuine Bond villain from central casting, laughing maniacally with a fluffy cat sitting on his lap. But of course Jong-un wouldn’t be stroking it. He’d be eating it.
That is not the biggest of our problems.
Nor should we be overly concerned about the death of pluralism in this country as the Liberal Party dithers over whether to sell the office furniture on eBay and walk away with some dignity intact or muddles on for a couple more years.
There is a bigger crisis facing the nation at the moment and that is the threat of no cricket this summer, no Ashes series at least or if there is one it will not be played at a serious competitive level.
Sure, if the selectors called me up, I guess I could put the pads on and stride purposefully across the picket line before striding purposefully to the crease, face up to Anderson, Broad and Co. and take the shine off the new ball. With my head.
But no one is going to pay good money to watch that. All right, maybe one or two of you might obtain some obscene pleasure from watching a man clearly out of his depth being repeatedly and heavily concussed. It’s what keeps the turnstiles spinning in boxing after all.
Cricket Australia and the players, represented by Australian Cricketers’ Association have been at loggerheads for months. The Australia A tour of South Africa was abandoned yesterday. A tour of Bangladesh is the next cab off the rank and if no agreement can be reached, the Ashes series, beginning in November will be the next to have a red line ruled through it.
The big problem is, like many seemingly intractable industrial disputes, both sides hold perfectly valid positions.
For those of us who played cricket at some reasonable level, player payments where they were offered, were uncomplicated. A dollar a run, five dollars a catch and twenty bucks a wicket. Something of that order.
At the elite level it’s a bit more abstruse. The Memorandum of Understanding first established in 1997 between Cricket Australia and the Australian Cricketers’ Association now runs to a Tolkenian 600 pages. I strongly suspect no one has read it from go to woah.
Broadly speaking the players’ position is the revenue arrangements that have been in place must remain in place. Cricket Australia wants to do away with revenue sharing and place cricketers on individual contracts.
The MOU has now expired, leaving players without any contractual arrangement. As it stood, players earned 24.5 cents in every dollar of Cricket Australia revenue with further spoils to be enjoyed where a surplus exists between projected and actual revenues over the period of the MOU.
The AFL has agreed to provide the players in its competition with earnings based on a 28 per cent share of revenue. Despite this, Cricket Australia believes its revenue sharing arrangement diminishes its ability to help fund and support the game at grassroots level as well as continuing to support the development of women’s cricket at all levels.
A report in The Australian yesterday, indicated the players had rejected an overture from Cricket Australia to carry over a $58.5 million dollar surplus between projected and actual revenues of which $30 million would go to the game’s biggest names, some of whom are now happily ensconced in retirement.
This is a negotiating tactic and a pretty rough one at that — a bald-faced attempt to make players look greedy and self-serving. What Cricket Australia mentioned only in passing is the offer would oblige it to renege on an agreement it signed off on five years ago.
The players’ greatest concerns are that those who come after them will be dudded and obliged to negotiate their salaries on a one-by-one basis.
This dispute has its genesis during the seven Test series against England in Australia in 1970-71 when Ian Chappell looked into the stands at the 60,000 strong crowd at the G and wondered why he, as captain, was making a measly $300 a game.
Chappelli’s moment of quiet reflection ultimately led to the establishment of a rogue competition, World Series Cricket. Now elite players have a wealth of competitions not within CA’s sphere of management to choose from. Those lucky and/or talented enough to have their teeth checked and forearms probed before going up on the block at the Indian Premier League can earn millions in little more than a month or for those slightly less fortunate, any one of a number of T-20 competitions in the West Indies, England, Pakistan, Bangladesh and the United Arab Emirates offer participants spectacular incomes.
This is a grim reminder the current group of players at the elite level can walk away.
The players are the game. It’s not much of a sport without them. If there’s any doubt about that ask yourself if you would like to see Cricket Australia CEO, James Sutherland with new nut in hand come off the long run this summer? Maybe the nine member Cricket Australia board could become flanneled fools, too. Mark Taylor, 52, would field at slip while another board member, Michael Kasprowicz, 45, could hurl a few passable deliveries down back of a length while the other seven members, very talented in their chosen business fields, would not exactly capture the nation’s imagination.
While Cricket Australia worries about the game’s development at park and club levels, they seem to have forgotten the real grassroots of the game are the fans who contribute directly to CA revenues by walking through the turnstiles and indirectly by switching on their TVs to the cricket.
And the fans are being treated like mugs while the two parties haggle over slices of a pie that is estimated to be worth about half a billion dollars over the next five years.
Get it fixed and get it fixed now.
This article was originally published at The Australian 7 July 2017
Trivalve did you see this one?
https://theconversation.com/a-time-capsule-containing-118-trillion-cubic-feet-of-gas-is-buried-in-northern-australia-80268
No, had not seen it, thanks. There’s been a lot of interest in the Beetaloo Basin and other areas as well. We did some work up thete a few years ago, but it’s all screamed to a halt with Labor’s fracking moratorium, the most pointless one yet seen.
Peak oil, schmeak oil. No-one knows.
I did find this to be a very optimistic statement:
“The development of unconventional oil and gas remains contentious, and well-informed public debate will ultimately decide whether such shale gas resources are developed.”
Well-informed, like hell.
The Green left have plenty of money TV to ‘inform’ the debate unfortunately.
You never heard of the Koch brothers??
You never heard of George Soros?
http://www.afr.com/brand/rear-window/cricket-australias-david-peever-is-living-in-narnia-20170702-gx330q
Ashes to Ashes Dust to Dust if Weatherill doesn’t Thompson might just.
http://reneweconomy.com.au/south-australia-machine-turns-waste-plastic-into-energy-15734/
Goodness Lou – forget the Amber – a red light is blaring. Hell hath no fury (or stupidity maybe) like a woman scorned. Wonder if she has taken out a calculator in respect of costs yet?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4680918/Australia-s-overcrowding-crisis-one-map.html
oh do hurry up and turn that hazlewood thing off….battery boys need the business
http://reneweconomy.com.au/nem-watch/
doesn’t look like this mob is going away either
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/why-lilium-bigger-than-apple-arne-eilers
Critical matters being dealt with by the Catholic Church at least, if not CA:
http://www.canberratimes.com.au/lifestyle/news-and-views/catholic-church-confirms-its-opposition-to-going-gluten-free-20170710-gx85zf.html
Never easy for a 2000 year old institution to turn around.
Well, I guess they haven’t known about gluten for that long.
who does know about gluten?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdJFE1sp4Fw
More Batteries going in in South Australia besides Elon Musk’s installation, Mr Insider. SA the home of the “Battery Backup”. Your astute blogger, Dismayed, will soon be able to turn his light switch on with confidence. Elon Musk has arrived dear Dismayed!
Dismayed’s power does not come from a “light switch”. but in any case the only time power was down at my home is when the cyclonic conditions knocked over multiple privately owned power transmission towers, the system worked as designed and shut down. The AEMO failed by not knowing the working parameters of the equipment in the system it operates. Many here really should consider stepping into what is called reality. The ongoing parroting of false information by the cons just highlights their own fears and failures because they know they are wrong so they return to type and try to use misinformation and denigration. It is no wonder the cons are against any sort of anti bullying education. I see also No coalition MP will sign onto the Fitzgerald integrity guidelines. No surprises.
No conservatives here!
Horn wins for a second time. QLD’er!!!!!!!!!!!
The cane toads by 12.
Uncanny foresight Milt.
Well! The PM has a wry sense of humour after all. Menzies never intended the Party to be a conservative party?
(Get that one up yer jumper Tony!) Or Turnbull doesn’t realise Menzies had a weird sense of humour too.
More talk of sending the Bott off to London? I thought we were friends with the Brits?
He’ll get on well with Phillip, JB
Yeah, they’re both gaga.
You mention a hero of mine dear Mr Baptiste, and of course I refer to the late great Sir Robert Menzies, and a particular moment always brings a tear to your humble correspondents eye, as am sure yours too, linked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ibGwqMM6uU
Why am I not surprised Henry.
http://trove.nla.gov.au/newspaper/article/211830910?
Is this the end of my beloved test cricket?
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/sport/cricket/cricketers-seek-cash-support-for-12month-dispute/news-story/6ffc9ad5747173d8898bed50557028c9
Remember 1977 Razor. They’ll be back.
Maybe Malcolm can help, as he has noted overnight to Theresa May?
I have been very much looking forward to this years Ashes Trivalve. My whole summer now in disarray!
Shucks.
Especially Boxing Day, couch, food, drink and cricket whilst reading anything Santa may have brought.
I see Mr Weatherill is investing in generators to keep the lights on this Summer. He doesn’t seem to have faith in his hair-brained schemes himself.
Elon Musk to Jay’s rescue Boadicea and “others”. Cheers
yup…. picked the idea up from tasmania
Yep, no blackouts for us…… No Weatherills to contend with
nah just empty dams eh? couldn’t figure if it was raining or not
They sold a shitload of cheap hydro power to Victoria to collect carbon credits when the writing as on the wall for the demise of the Gillard govt. Used a lot of water. And then it stopped raining. Dryest winter on record. Someone forgot to check long range forecasts. Don’t think they’ll do that again!
Weren’t they “floating” the idea of a Turkish ship to generate power?
That would be a delight!
Concealed bone broth and rosewater. Some people are easily gratified Milton, eh.