I want to let you into a little secret. There’s a big race on.
You might have heard a whisper or two earlier in the week about a race at Royal Randwick tomorrow, a weight-for-age event, featuring a host of Australia’s best sprinters (with one from the US and another from Japan) battling it out over six furlongs.
The Everest is Australia’s richest racing event with combined prizemoney of $13 million. A gigantic presentation cheque will be handed to the connections of the winner featuring a six followed by six zeros with a couple of commas in the right places.
Of course, we all know this because of the brouhaha over a brief display of the barrier draw projected onto the sails of the Sydney Opera House. A thousand or so angry folk assembled on the forecourt on Tuesday night, desperately attempting to outshine the projected images.
As I quipped on Twitter, this all took place while yesterday’s eight-race card at Wyong went tragically unpromoted.
It is probably true that the melee would not have had quite the impetus without Alan Jones’ intervention last week and his crude interview with the Opera House’s CEO, Louise Herron. Jones subsequently apologised.
It is also true that a good number of the protesters assembled to demonstrate what they felt was a loss of public space or at least what they perceived to be a corruption of it.
I understand the argument and have some sympathy for it but there is something darker at work.
I watched the protest at close quarters and followed reactions on social media. I saw one tweet from a protestor in attendance declaring the throng had stuck it up Racing NSW (I am paraphrasing to avoid offending readers’ gentle sensibilities). Upon examination of his profile, I was unsurprised to find he appeared to be a hippy, a professional protestor, in need of a good scrub down with a big soapy brush.
He was in fact part of a group at that protest who exploited public anger to further the call for a ban on thoroughbred racing.
Back in August I wrote an article along these lines, attempting to identify the areas where the racing industry was losing the argument to animal rights’ groups. I used a figure, cited by the RSPCA, of 8500 horses going missing in any given year in recent times.
After the article was published I received a number of calls from people within the industry, some angry, others calm and thoughtful. I took the time to examine the issue further and I have since learned it is nowhere near the figure cited by the RSCPA and studies undertaken by academics both within and outside the racing industry prove it.
The wastage issue, while serious, is heavily overplayed by the RSPCA. The 8500-horse figure is utterly inaccurate and a piece of mischief. Industry studies examining foaling and horses that leave racing for one reason or another reveals a much lower figure. In reality, no more than a few hundred horses are found not to be rehomed.
Regrettably, the RSPCA simply can’t be trusted on this issue or indeed in almost any statement it makes on the welfare of thoroughbred horses. It has become an advocate for the banning of the sport and even when it undertakes studies it cannot be relied upon to report on them rationally and fairly.
My real failing in that article was to ignore my own experience over the shrieking of so-called experts.
Racing is a part of my family’s history and folklore. I could tell many stories but one of my favourites relates to arguably one of the greatest stayers ever to run in this country, Rising Fast. In 1954, the New Zealand gelding won Australia’s Triple Crown — the Caulfield Cup, Cox Plate and Melbourne Cup, a feat never achieved before or since.
As a six-year-old, Rising Fast was handed to ‘Father’ Fred Hoysted for training. Fred was in his dotage at this stage, his sight failing. Rising Fast was tended to for the most part by his son, Bob.
Years later Bob recalled that Rising Fast did not like being enclosed in the stables, preferring to gently graze in a paddock next door. This was all perfectly acceptable until Rising Fast decided to jump the fence and partake in a spot of tourism of the local area.
I can only imagine the shock that that must have hit Bob when he discovered Rising Fast was missing. The story of Bob running down the back streets of Mentone in Melbourne’s south east, in a breathless but ultimately successful search for a horse that would in today’s money be worth at least $20 million, amuses me possibly more than it should.
Rising Fast returned to the paddock because that is what it wanted but Bob knew to keep a constant eye on it.
I visited those same stables many years later and found it to be a menagerie of ducks, chickens, cats and dogs. Peering into the stables I was taken aback at the sight of an elderly pony, possibly in its thirties with teeth like a piano keyboard rendered by Salvador Dali. It was no Melbourne Cup fancy, put it that way.
But there, just behind the pony, was Manikato, at that time the greatest sprinter in Australia and only the second horse after the sublime Kingston Town to win a million dollars in prizemoney.
In that admirable way of animals, the pony was revered by all furred or feathered and especially by Manikato. The champion sprinter would fret in its absence, so much so that wherever Manikato went, Bob would bring the pony along for the ride. The pony became Manikato’s constant companion, the oddest of equine couples bouncing along in the float together.
Fred, Bob and Bob’s brother Bon, who had been Manikato’s trainer until his premature death, were horse whisperers who trained their charges to the second. They understood horses and cared for them better than any jumped up official from the RSPCA could or does.
The notion that industry people — owners, trainers, strappers, track riders and jockeys — could have their livelihoods roughly taken away at some point in future is real. As with the failed attempt to ban greyhound racing in NSW, it needs to be understood that a banning of horse racing would necessarily lead to the mass slaughter of animals.
I am continually astonished to see people who I regard as otherwise rational and thoughtful espousing the line that horse racing should either be banned or regulated to within an inch of its life.
But that is what the RSPCA wants and in its public mischief-making legitimises the ugly foot stompers who reside at the outer edges of animal rights activism. I worry that these people are slowly but surely winning the public over.
The industry has changed since Rising Fast galloped around the streets of Mentone but what drove it then is the same force that drives it today. With almost all people in the industry that force is not just a proper regard for equine welfare but a love of horses.
But don’t just take my word for it. Go to the races tomorrow and see for yourself. And have a little fun while you still can.
This article was published in The Australian 12 October 2018.
David Marr writes another article on Ruddock’s proposals and again he bangs on about Christian churches (Anglican and RC) yet once again fails to mention the word Muslim, whilst we have the Grand Mufti declaring that gay teachers have a “mental illness”. Marr’s narrow minded obsessions undermine the arguments he attempts to make.
Narrow minded obsessions? For openers I don’t think the Grand Mufti has a great deal of political relevance.
I think you’re just trying to defend the Anglicans and RC position s without actually admitting to them .
Not all, Jean. But why single out Christians when other religions have similar views? I’ve got as much interest in defending the Anglicans and RC’s as I have in defending labor who introduced it. None. And as I commented earlier, do any schools actually ask potential students or staff to declare their sexuality?
This horrific consequence of AGW will shake many out of their stupor. Surely it is time to act?
https://www.sbs.com.au/news/why-climate-change-means-beer-could-become-more-scarce
as a chap who still occasionally enjoys a couple of lazy pre dinner beer this greatly concerned me, but then I have been around fora while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsioIw4bvzI.
I might still believe this, except that i have personally flown over the Arctic ice in summer since it was mooted to maybe be all gone, and let me tell you, it takes a lot longer than flying over red dirt in aus, two or three movies in time.
so I am relaxed about the risk of losing access to an occasional beer,
cheers
Your contribution to science is noted.
You don’t seem to understand the problem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj1G9gqhkYA
We may well be effectively extinct before the Arctic ice is gone. Think water vapour.
https://www.ecowatch.com/ocean-warming-quadrupled-2312784625.html
an you read a graph?
Something different, Mr. Insider as this short clip shows Jimmy Kimmel and His Nephews Eat Insects at The Black Ant in New York when he recently visited NYC.
We here in Brisbane we have an Insect Restaurant and it’s going gangbusters I am told.
Of course, the old days of complaining about finding a “Fly in your Soup” are now over as Chef would simply say “Bon Appetite”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q8nhsJQlSY
Milton says:
OCTOBER 16, 2018 AT 1:24 AM…..On purely economic grounds alone we should unchain ourselves from the gates of Buck Palace-we have grown up FFSake! Ex Governors General on indexed pensions for life, their offices, transportation and staff cost over $300,000 a year per retiree. The present G.G’s salary is $425,000 a year! He also draws a very large military pension. With free digs, does Sir Peter Cosgrove really need all of that money? Feeding and funding the monarch’s ribbon cutters costs us a fortune. Taxpayers bankroll the Northern Territory’s chief administrator, six state governors in lavish luxury along with their aids, servants, the best wine cellars, limos, luxurious gardens and estates worth millions in themselves! All this and their staff salaries and super is at the taxpayers’ expense. These expenses would be gone if we were a republic. There would be no need for governors and their castles. Oh and royal visits. Never much change out of a million dollars when transport, security, digs are considered. They never have their hands in their own pockets. By the way I love the Queen she is a wonderful road model and unifier. Her brats not so.
The 64 dollar question is Bassy – Do we need a head of state because once we get rid of the GG position, the new title will cost the same.
The only savings will be those interminable Royal visit which the sycophants seem to love.
I must admit the current pair did more for the institution in Dubbo than the combined effect of all visits in the last 50 years.
Road model old chap? You maker HM sound like a Bentley!
Thanks Jean, I tried pretty hard for ‘reasonable’ but I’ve since been informed of this: https://theconversation.com/over-20-of-australian-horses-race-with-their-tongues-tied-to-their-lower-jaw-99584
Somebody tell me it isn’t so please.
Bella, this is a technique used usually on young horses who put their tongue over the bit instead of keeping it under the bit where it should be. I have always been of the opinion if the horse is doing that it is too young to be ridden anyway, it is a young horse thing. This is a criticism I have had about our local racing industry, they break horses in at too young an age. 2 year olds should not be racing, wait a bit till they are full grown, 3 year old at least. I think in the UK they wait even longer, maybe 4 year old. 2 year olds should be handled and lightly trained, but not ridden seriously imho.
The story goes in our family that my best mate and I learnt to read from a raceguide. I’ve had shares over the years in more than a few, always with the expectation I wasn’t going to get any money back. I treat it like a golf club membership – it costs what it costs to enjoy a day out with some mates. We’ve had a few who’ve ended up on the right side of the ledger (one filly who won 6 races, 4 in town and a Listed race at Randwick to boot!)
The thing that bugs me about The Everest is it’s a race for the top end of town. Not only does it cost $600k to just buy a “slot”, there is no way some lucky battler who has an exceptional horse can make the invitation only field without giving up a slice of the prizemoney to someone who has funded the slot.
Most Group races in Australia have strict rules of entry based on merit- if you are good enough you’ll qualify and get a run. You don’t need millions of dollars to get a run. Funnily enough the Cox Plate is an invitation race as well but they do a pretty good job of selecting the entries on merit – not money.
Rising Fast was a superhorse. That his record has stood for so long is not surprising. A bit of a stretch though JTI to value a gelding at $20 million. With no breeding potential he’d have to win 4 Melbourne Cups just to get your $20 million back.
Peter FitzSimons didn’t miss Alan Jones in a piece on the kerfuffle –
“Which leaves us with you, Alan Jones. Let me be clear if the Premier won’t. Your bullying bastardry – which is never more toxic than in the face of women – makes you nothing less than a tumour on the body politic of this city, state and country. As this episode shows, more clearly than ever, the sooner you are excised, the better.”
Re the Track Mac we are from the same “father” as it were. I remember a Bookie asking me once was I old enough to bet but he took my money anyway.
Horse Racing, Games of Chance and the wonderful world of the Punt keep us all on our toes and that includes buying Real Estate etc.
As for Jones, he’s 75yo and on his last hurrah, he has a “Product to sell being Himself”. Cheers
I’d like to know if the “invitation” is always accepted?
Seriously, when there’s only one winner, is the $600 grand entry fee plus running costs just a gamble that didn’t pay off?
Talk about a club for the super-rich.
Make that Central Coast Mariners.
Sydney Mariners a springboard for Europe. Bolt tipped to head to Liverpool. Go you fast thing.
What, they moved Liverpool to Malta?
We never know the day, Mr. Insider as we read that Paul Allen, who co-founded Microsoft with his childhood friend Bill Gates, has died in Seattle at the age of 65yo.
The Microsoft co-founder was treated for non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma in 2009, and earlier this month he said cancer had returned.
May he RIP and may we grab LIFE and run with it as best we can. I am so lucky to be a fit 67yo, blessed in so many ways yet so many fall victim to illness/disease so young.
https://tinyurl.com/yc2fmxrd
Another royal baby on the way. I’m giddy with excitement. Nice to read good news for a change, and announced here in Oz.
ABC this morning: Morrison considers moving embassy to Jerusalem, royal visit, royal baby, white is ok senate circus, kids on Nauru, Morningside school fire.
Nein: Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby, Royal Baby. Etc.
Bloody good effort, Trivalve but I prefer you with the haiku.
Which is ironic. there will be nothing royal about that baby. Which is a good thing for the baby.
Haha JB that’s a little bit naughty but I do tend to agree.
The Royalists here will be having conniptions!
See you on Fraser Island on the weekend Milton when we can do a “meet and greet” with their Royal Highnesses.
Your humble correspondent is still hoping for a “Gong”. Cheers
What a thoroughly spiffing idea, Blofeld Esq. We’ll meet in the Aristo’s Marquee for some bubbles and vol-au-vent’s and i’ll introduce you to the couple as I don’t believe you’ve met. Considering Meghan’s good news I’m more than a little concerned apropos the threat of dingoes but i’ll advise Harry about moonlight walks on the beach when we catch up in what I call God’s country and he refers to as Nanaland.
Uh oh. I can read lips Henry. While gladhanding the unwashed with forced smiles whatshername distinctly said to Harry this morning. “Jesus Christ Harry, are you serious? I have to do this insane shit every day?”
I’ll keep you posted.
Agree Milt. Some happy news for a change. Good luck to them. I greatly admire Harry’s work with the Invictus Games. The best of the Royals imo.