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Take a knee, readers.

The world watches and waits while North Korea’s psychotic-in-chief, Kim Jong-un, draws radiations symbols on a map of the Pacific. The abiding image we have is of Jong-un, a genuine Bond villain from central casting, laughing maniacally with a fluffy cat sitting on his lap. But of course Jong-un wouldn’t be stroking it. He’d be eating it.

That is not the biggest of our problems.

Nor should we be overly concerned about the death of pluralism in this country as the Liberal Party dithers over whether to sell the office furniture on eBay and walk away with some dignity intact or muddles on for a couple more years.

There is a bigger crisis facing the nation at the moment and that is the threat of no cricket this summer, no Ashes series at least or if there is one it will not be played at a serious competitive level.

Sure, if the selectors called me up, I guess I could put the pads on and stride purposefully across the picket line before striding purposefully to the crease, face up to Anderson, Broad and Co. and take the shine off the new ball. With my head.

But no one is going to pay good money to watch that. All right, maybe one or two of you might obtain some obscene pleasure from watching a man clearly out of his depth being repeatedly and heavily concussed. It’s what keeps the turnstiles spinning in boxing after all.

Cricket Australia and the players, represented by Australian Cricketers’ Association have been at loggerheads for months. The Australia A tour of South Africa was abandoned yesterday. A tour of Bangladesh is the next cab off the rank and if no agreement can be reached, the Ashes series, beginning in November will be the next to have a red line ruled through it.

The big problem is, like many seemingly intractable industrial disputes, both sides hold perfectly valid positions.

For those of us who played cricket at some reasonable level, player payments where they were offered, were uncomplicated. A dollar a run, five dollars a catch and twenty bucks a wicket. Something of that order.

At the elite level it’s a bit more abstruse. The Memorandum of Understanding first established in 1997 between Cricket Australia and the Australian Cricketers’ Association now runs to a Tolkenian 600 pages. I strongly suspect no one has read it from go to woah.

Broadly speaking the players’ position is the revenue arrangements that have been in place must remain in place. Cricket Australia wants to do away with revenue sharing and place cricketers on individual contracts.

The MOU has now expired, leaving players without any contractual arrangement. As it stood, players earned 24.5 cents in every dollar of Cricket Australia revenue with further spoils to be enjoyed where a surplus exists between projected and actual revenues over the period of the MOU.

The AFL has agreed to provide the players in its competition with earnings based on a 28 per cent share of revenue. Despite this, Cricket Australia believes its revenue sharing arrangement diminishes its ability to help fund and support the game at grassroots level as well as continuing to support the development of women’s cricket at all levels.

report in The Australian yesterday, indicated the players had rejected an overture from Cricket Australia to carry over a $58.5 million dollar surplus between projected and actual revenues of which $30 million would go to the game’s biggest names, some of whom are now happily ensconced in retirement.

This is a negotiating tactic and a pretty rough one at that — a bald-faced attempt to make players look greedy and self-serving. What Cricket Australia mentioned only in passing is the offer would oblige it to renege on an agreement it signed off on five years ago.

The players’ greatest concerns are that those who come after them will be dudded and obliged to negotiate their salaries on a one-by-one basis.

This dispute has its genesis during the seven Test series against England in Australia in 1970-71 when Ian Chappell looked into the stands at the 60,000 strong crowd at the G and wondered why he, as captain, was making a measly $300 a game.

Chappelli’s moment of quiet reflection ultimately led to the establishment of a rogue competition, World Series Cricket. Now elite players have a wealth of competitions not within CA’s sphere of management to choose from. Those lucky and/or talented enough to have their teeth checked and forearms probed before going up on the block at the Indian Premier League can earn millions in little more than a month or for those slightly less fortunate, any one of a number of T-20 competitions in the West Indies, England, Pakistan, Bangladesh and the United Arab Emirates offer participants spectacular incomes.

This is a grim reminder the current group of players at the elite level can walk away.

The players are the game. It’s not much of a sport without them. If there’s any doubt about that ask yourself if you would like to see Cricket Australia CEO, James Sutherland with new nut in hand come off the long run this summer? Maybe the nine member Cricket Australia board could become flanneled fools, too. Mark Taylor, 52, would field at slip while another board member, Michael Kasprowicz, 45, could hurl a few passable deliveries down back of a length while the other seven members, very talented in their chosen business fields, would not exactly capture the nation’s imagination.

While Cricket Australia worries about the game’s development at park and club levels, they seem to have forgotten the real grassroots of the game are the fans who contribute directly to CA revenues by walking through the turnstiles and indirectly by switching on their TVs to the cricket.

And the fans are being treated like mugs while the two parties haggle over slices of a pie that is estimated to be worth about half a billion dollars over the next five years.

Get it fixed and get it fixed now.

This article was originally published at The Australian 7 July 2017

333 Comments

  • Tracy says:

    Tend not to think of the tourism side of the Ashes, the fans pay a lot of money to come here and put a lot of money into the various local economies http://www.smh.com.au/sport/cricket/barmy-army-faces-bankruptcy-if-ashes-cancelled-cofounder-dave-peacock-says-20170710-gx7z7b.html

  • Dismayed says:

    Australia has another world champ in Robert Whittacker UFC exponent.

  • Boy Soprano says:

    Jack as a cricketer can you insure your knackers in case of a fast delivery slipping thru to middle stump?

  • Lou oTOD says:

    With the media having so much fun at the moment, it has just occurred to me that a driving lesson is needed. Anyone seeing Amber must know it’s time to stop, very quickly.

    • Boadicea says:

      Sheesh, that girl seems to be digging a hole so deep for herself. Her chances of employment must be slim and it would be a brave man to date her!!

        • Razor says:

          Good article. I see it played out every day of my working life with at times pretty terrible results. If you act you’re a misogynist if you don’t your providing an affidavit to WorkCover.

        • Penny. says:

          Interesting article Dismayed. Men are often quick to make negative comments about “the Sisterhood” not seeming to stick together over issues where it is generally assumed we should. However the reality is quite different, it shouldn’t really be a gender issue as such, it’s just that some women generally feel dislike towards other women no matter who they are. The negativity that often comes from other women about any successful woman, pretty woman, forthright woman etc. to me just demonstrates a feeling of inferiority. Women often are worse bullies in the workplace than men as well.
          Good luck to Amber I think, she’s taken on a mammoth task and whether you agree with what she’s done or not, we need to look at the hypocrisy of Channel 7. Caroline Overington wrote a piece criticizing the whole process and it obviously hit home as Kerry Stokes felt completed to ring her personally to complain.

          • Lou oTOD says:

            Welcome back Penny.

            Good luck to Amber? You have to be joking, I’m seeing red.

          • Boadicea says:

            I’m with Channel 7 on this. The girl has a repetitive history with this sort of thing it would seem. Bit different if it had been an exploited young innocent. They paid her $400, 000 in a negotiated confidentiality agreement. Which she broke. Seems the $400K was not enough.
            I worry for the foster kid actually.
            Where was the child when foster mum was hitting the high spots?

          • Razor says:

            Someone was hitting someone Boa.

  • Henry Blofeld says:

    “If Coalition marginal seat MPs were beef cows, they’d be smelling the abattoirs about now”, so writes the SMH’s astute Mark Kenny, Mr Insider. PM Turnbull a whopping 16 Consecutive Negative Newspolls. I am a sportsman who likes to see records broken so suggest the Libs let Turnbull cruise along in “angel gear” and knock of the “Maestro of the Negative Newspolls” himself, one Tony Abbott. I think he can do it, Mr Insider, he’s over the hump and only needs 14 more to tie and 15 to be declared the winner or “Champeen”! When Turnbull writes his Memoirs maybe his “reopening” of the Snowy Mountain Hydro recently may make a good book cover pic.
    http://tinyurl.com/yalm9aj4

    • Bella says:

      Thank God the clueless Fibs are headed to the door, but before he quits
      I’d like to encourage our hapless Lord of Waffle to go for a surprise SSM vote in the parliament.
      It’d be the only decent decision he’s made. On his own.
      When you’ve got nothing to lose, do something nobody expects and make history.♥

      • Henry Blofeld says:

        Bella we are at last as one, what a hopeless bunch the Liberals are ever since Abbott ground his way into the PMship its all be down hill since. Who can ever forget that horror 2014 Budget. Cheers Comrade

    • BASSMAN says:

      They can still come back from this far behind.Howard did.

    • Jean Baptiste says:

      Bollocks! You’d need to have a political death wish to vote for the reinstatement of Abbott or be a delusional ultra right fruitcake.
      You drive for show and you putt for dough Henry. The media will destroy Shorten in the month leading up to the election and Turnbull will win easily. Most people understand these things.

  • Carl on the Coast says:

    Of course, the battery proposition is an assault upon our intelligence.

  • Jean Baptiste says:

    Though it was wonderful to see our Prime Minister fawning over Macron and Trump etc my heart went out to Tony Abbott. The footage would have been so much more warm and enjoyable if it wasn’t for my deep sadness at how such splendid scenes of pomp, ceremony and bonhomie at the highest levels must, as I watched, be giving Mr Abbott a right royal dose of the shits.
    The occasion was all the poorer for the want of the witticisms and bon mots la Bott we used to rely on from the former conservative Prime Minister.

    • Boadicea says:

      Good ole Mal. Could you picture Shorten keeping his head above water in such lofty circles? Must say, Mrs Macron is looking bloody good.

      • Jean Baptiste says:

        Can you picture Tony Abbott. Tongue flicking, wink, leer, wink?

        • Boadicea says:

          TBH, JB, I think suave Mal is the only bloke of ours who could handle Madame Macron. Charm and smarm.

          • Jean Baptiste says:

            Then again Brigette, bored to distraction by an endless line of pretentious old farts might well find the primitive colonial candid Abbott, borderline deranged and predictable as a cross eyed Doberman, somewhat interesting.
            Maybe even flirt with him to observe the primal responses for a diversion.

          • Boadicea says:

            Hmmm….. could Tony get that lucky?

  • Dismayed says:

    apologies off topic again. 21% increase in defence spending without any reasons why. Oh and what do you know rudd was spending a higher % on defence than the coalition ever did. Not that it actually means anything unless you are an abbottophile.
    http://www.theage.com.au/business/the-economy/the-one-very-expensive-tony-abbott-promise-that-malcolm-turnbull-is-keeping-20170709-gx7v64.html

    • BASSMAN says:

      Amazing they just discover this now….some dopey economics hacks at Fairfax….I outlined all of this waste on this blog the day after the budget! it has taken Michael Pascoe all of time to discover we are spending $200billion on Defence… bloody MADNESS! I sent this in a letter to every newspaper and stated it on this blog…. Defence spending is expected to rise from $32.4b in 2016-17 to $58.7b in 2025-26…..not ONE newspaper would publish it…but they all discover it now…hmm

      • Carl on the Coast says:

        BASSY, what’s so amazing about Fairfax, or your good self, about discovering Defence spending? And why bother to write to “every newspaper”? Just have a bo-peep at the budget figures – $34.6b 2017-18, average $37.5b over the forward estimates. It’s not news. No wonder the papers wouldn’t publish your corri mate.

    • JackSprat says:

      Maybe they know something that we do not?

      • Dismayed says:

        They know sheeple like you will cower in fear every time they tell you to.

        • JackSprat says:

          Actually the biggest problem with defense spending is the amount of that money that goes to propping up a state with THE most inefficient infrastructure in the country.
          And of course in your deranged view, the echo chamber that you live in is the one and only true source of information .
          You should travel more – there is a whole big world outside that little introspective fast diminishing bubble that you inhabit. – your mind!

          • Dismayed says:

            Really do tell JS how many countries have you worked in or offshore and been to, to broaden your view of the world? Have you worked in the Canary islands, Ghana, Nigeria, Tunisia, South Africa, Qatar, Kuwait, Dubai, Pakistan, Kazakhstan, Myanmar, Madagascar, Sri Lanka. Should I go on? Thailand, Malaysia, Brunei, Singapore, Indonesia, Vietnam, Korea, PNG, NZ the US. Should I go on? The UK, Vienna, Russia, Germany, France, Spain and others. You have just proven you live in a vacuum. For over 25 years I have travelled, lived and worked all over the planet from deserts to oceans to cities and many different environments in between. It has been this travel and mixing with cultures, people and use of some amazing technologies that allows me to see this country Australia has so many benefits and so many wilfully ignorant people holding back the Nation from becoming a leader on the world stage in so many areas. You myopic view of the world into them and us and your consistent pissing and moaning and inability to comprehend information is one of those reason why Australia fails to take its place leading the world.

          • JackSprat says:

            Your name Lucky Starr by any chance?

            Maybe Geoff Mack?

          • Boadicea says:

            Anyone got a violin handy? Anyone with that amount of travel under their belt , as you claim to have, would have learned some manners – just for starters. Sadly you learned nothing from your vast global experience – silly old thing.

        • Mack the Knife says:

          So, 25 years working overseas eh? Let’s say 10 years, for round numbers, working in Australia before that to gain promotion and experience, damn, you are an old dinosaur Dismayed, shouldn’t you retire by now?

          Or are you stretching the truth perhaps?

          While I’m at it, why are you so hostile? It really is rather dreary and embarrassing at times. Your point of view, at times interesting admittedly, would come across much better without the hostility and insults old chap. Just saying.

          • Dismayed says:

            MTK. After the second knee recon. I got a hair cut and got a real job, on the rigs. I was a Driller in less than 4 years at not quite 25, Less than 12 months later went overseas. 12 months later Tool pusher. Was I ready No, did I work to learn Yes. I have travelled and worked predominately overseas the first, not quite 5 yrs all over Australia including Vic, QLD, SA, NSW,WA and Bass Strait, short contracts a couple of wells here a couple of wells there, that is in how it was in the early 90’s, Then overseas, with shorter contracts back in Australia. from time to time. I was very fortunate to be given opportunities I was probably neither ready for or strictly speaking qualified for. But life is 90% bluff. When you make it work as you know you get another go. I have no doubt you have tread a similar path as have many who know a great deal more than me about the game. I have been fortunate to have had people mentor me and who have shared with me their knowledge, I believe to use to continue to improve the game for those coming after us. I believe and learnt from the first hitch I ever did. What I learn today it is my duty to pass on tomorrow. If guys go past me Well done I hope I had some input in their development. Many have. Your response and reaction to my comments are yours alone. Why should I not respond in kind when people come in and have a crack at me? JTI allows me to make comment, place articles etc invariable the old cons here do not like it because it highlights their failed ideology so they attack me or they attack where the information comes from. I don’t think any of the material I have attached has ever been disproven because the cons are to busy just attacking to come up with any “Empirical’ evidence to try and refute the latest data, research etc. MTK if you see hostility in my comments you should perhaps consider looking at yourself first and ask yourself why You reacted or responded the way you did to my comment. Apart from that I hope you have found another role since last year. It has been an unprecedented down turn but hopefully there is now some light at the end of the tunnel. If you old cons got behind the ETS or now a CET more of us would be Drilling ahead for gas instead of working on massive Gas plant projects.

          • Boadicea says:

            Jesus, get over yourself.

          • Jean Baptiste says:

            Excellent riposte Dismayed. The world needs more people like you with your concern for the future of our young.
            This is a very difficult time for the old conservatives, hidebound denial is not an easy position to defend so they will be a little fractious and unsettled and may lash out from time to time. It’s a fear response so don’t take it too seriously.
            Keep up the good work.

          • Lou oTOD says:

            Tool pusher. Well qualified.

      • BASSMAN says:

        Defence Sacred Cow…… etc

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