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IF you’re like me, you’re sick to death of the Barnaby Joyce story already and it has only been out there for little more than a day.

And oh, how the Op-Eds rolled out, like a torrent spewed out by the terabyte.

What we might kindly call the new media babbled on about conspiracies between the press gallery and the parliament. Democracy denied was the collective shriek, as if the readers of these inner-city websites were exclusively the denizens of New England.

Joyce won New England with a 7 per cent swing and if an election was held in his seat tomorrow my best guess is he would win by a similar margin.

Even during the campaign Twitter knew. I knew and I didn’t care. Indeed, during the New England by-election campaign, mainstream media reported Joyce was no longer living at the family home. Any journalist worth his or her salt could have chased the story down.

Full column here.

674 Comments

  • Razor says:

    Danby well knows where Corbynism and the views of the left generally with regard to Israel will lead. Anti-semitism plain and simple. Well done Michael Danby keep up the fight!

    https://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/we-dont-want-a-corbyn-here-danby/news-story/5e42e26c377ef2e3081f2ef9cd0ea60b

  • HW says:

    Outstanding use of an obscure Simpsons reference JTI.

  • Mac says:

    I couldn’t care less about the private lives of politicians but that doesn’t stop me believing Joyce is one of the biggest hypocrites I’ve ever seen.

    My one question about the coverage by the Daily Telegraph is why is Joyce’s infidelity newsworthy now but not before the by-election?

    • Boadicea says:

      Because neither Turnbull nor Shorten would have wanted it to blow up during the campaign. Think about it.

      • Jean Baptiste says:

        Huh?

      • Penny says:

        When are you going to realize that Shorten has nothing to do with this, it would have been no skin off his nose if had blown up during the campaign. In fact if you read as many newspapers as you profess to, you would have read that Shorten cautioned Turnbull when he approved the job for Barnaby’s girlfriend in Matt Caravans office that this had to look “clean”. Your mate Turnbull knew full well what was going on and didn’t seem to think that Barnaby was doing a thing wrong…..as you don’t.
        If you’re continually going to stick your boot into the Opposition, do it armed with correct information.

    • Carl on the Coast says:

      Perhaps the Daily Telegraph “couldn’t care less”, but now you both do Mac.

  • Dismayed says:

    Barnaby’s bit on the side is NOT the issue. Basic desires are our greatest weakness. The issue is Taxpayers funds spent on his travelling trysts and then Taxpayer funds for created jobs as she was moved from office to office at taxpayers expense to accommodate the relationship and to cover up the issues it was causing within the unnational party. There should be scrutiny on the use of the taxpayers funds for what can only be seen as nepotism.

  • Boadicea says:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msn7xbfEHoA

    Not sure if anyone has put this up. But it’s pretty awesome. Takes one back to the Apollo launches.
    Just love the shots of the Tesla driving around in space.

  • Boadicea says:

    Bella:
    Sad that 16 polo ponies died in transit back to the mainland after a polo competition here.
    Autopsies underway but I think they will come up with heatstroke – it was extremely hot at the time. No one is saying where the fault was yet though.
    You would think that someone would have been with them all the time to ensure they were kept watered
    Just awful – beautiful animals.

    • Bella says:

      It’s been nearly two weeks since this happened B so for the owners to not have an answer yet seems pretty strange to me. Dreadful.

      • Boadicea says:

        I suppose the autopsies may be dragging it out a bit, Bella. What really surprised me though was that the person travelling with them did not even check them when they landed in Melbourne. After the night at sea they travelled for another hour or more in even hotter temps than Tassie was – 40+deg. Just stopping at a traffic light for a couple of minutes would have had the temp in the truck at closer to 50deg. If he loved them as he says (and they were beautiful animals) it’s really odd

  • Henry Blofeld says:

    I reckon there would be a lot of bonking going on inside Parliament House, Mr Insider. I do remember quite a few years ago a certain Labor Pollies wife intimated her and hubby had “cleared” his desk in some wild teeth grinding sex. Perhaps many other stories out there too re the rabbit warren of Parliament House, or “Nookie Central” as it may have to be known as.

  • Not Finished Yet says:

    This does present a wonderful opportunity to illustrate how the same word in different contexts can have very different meanings. If I say Barnaby screwed the Murray Darling Basin I mean that his partisan decisions have done significant environmental damage. If I say Barnaby screwed his family I mean that he has betrayed them unforgivably. And if I say Barnaby screwed his staffer I mean….. Well, you can work it out for yourselves.

  • Boadicea says:

    JB says to Penny:
    “I warned ya, cougars don’t change their spots”

    Cougars don’t have spots, JB. So don’t expect transformation –
    ever.
    Dismayed opines that I am old and senile in a nursing home.
    Christ make up your mind and coordinate yourselves, guys.
    The others tell me I am shallow and lack morals! Wow.
    Pathetic stuff. Grow up.

    • Henry Blofeld says:

      And I say you are young and beautiful Boadicea. Cheers

    • wraith says:

      You can be a shallow moral vacuum and be a biddy in a nursing home, the two are not mutually exclusive. 😉

      • Boadicea says:

        Frankly, Wraith, your crude remarks disgust me. I’m not in the least interested in your opinion of me.

        • wraith says:

          Disgust you? How is that possible? You are a moral vacuum, you have to understand right and wrong to be disgusted about something. I called you out on your loose morals. Good luck on dragging your victim cart out this time. I suppose you would sleep with and get pregnant to a married boss, because?…….. and I disgust you. Creepy.

    • Dismayed says:

      How do you pull that victim placard around with your mobility scooter?

      • Jean Baptiste says:

        A mobility scooter! Jesus! Remind me to walk on the road when I go to Tasmania next.

        • Boadicea says:

          Good thinking, JB. Some of those dear old fellas whiz along like they’re in a Ferrari!
          Walking in the road comes with its hazards too though. Lots of bikes. We’re the MTB mecca of the world too.
          Tell you what, if you come to Tassie I’ll leave the mobility scooter in the garage and take you for a drive through gorgeous scenery!!

    • Jean Baptiste says:

      Cougars, the wild ones not the euphemistic ones, do change their spots. You may have missed the joke.
      Now now, Boady, everyone’s entitled to an opinion. Don’t take it so seriously Your Majesty.

      • Boadicea says:

        They are born with spots but mature into sleek, beautiful tan coloured cats. I have no issue with being labelled a cougar – but get your facts right, and appreciate that I will not change my non-existent ”spots”. I’m very happy with my form as it is. Now run along and behave yourself, Mr Baptiste.

    • Jean Baptiste says:

      Chuckle. C- for that one Queen Boadicea. Something occurred to me and I’ve just checked your instructions again.
      “Christ makeup your minds and coordinate yourselves, guys.”
      None of those opinions are mutually exclusive. They may not be true but they are not contradictory.
      Can try harder.

    • Dwight says:

      About to make a joke about a few cougars with spots I’ve known, but I’m 60 now. No cougars left.

    • Trivalve says:

      That’d be like telling parliamentarians to stop rooting around

    • Henry Blofeld says:

      Shocker Dwight, as a dog lover, we have 3 beautiful Border Collies, I cant even imagine eating dog meat. Cheers

      • Penny says:

        3 Border Collies Henry!! My daughter has 2 and they need constant attention…..beautiful smart dogs, but their energy makes me sometimes want to go and have a good lie down.

    • Dismayed says:

      When will the small and medium business owners who have received tax cuts start raising wages? Wages and labour compensation has dropped to record low share of compensation of GDP. The treasurer for the real estate industry Hillsong Morrison continues to rebuke advice from Treasury the Reserve Bank and the Productivity Commission and continues to lie even in the face of direct evidence in this country that cutting taxes to business has NOT increased wages in fact the opposite has happened. Like wise the cutting of penalty rates has resulted in people working less hours not more as was the reasoning for the cuts. What do say as an avowed Friedman disciple?.

    • Bella says:

      Barbarians.
      Did you know they torture the dogs before killing them?
      Tradition insanely believes that makes old men more virile.
      Perhaps the next generation will have compassion.

    • Dwight says:

      I don’t worry too much about what other people eat. Worst thing I’ve ever had was marinated jellyfish in a Japanese restaurant on the Gold Coast. I was guest of a honor at a dinner and only the hostess and I ate that. You do what you have to to be polite. If someone served me dog, cat or hamster and it was their culture, I would try it. Most Asians are horrified we eat kangaroo.
      I had a girlfriend almost lose her lunch in a nice restaurant in Munich because I ordered Hasenpfeffer. Another one gave me a sad story about veal. A number of students have visibly paled when I casually mentioned being a deer hunter in my youth. No big thing.
      I won’t complain about being served smoked tofu, but don’t expect me to change my diet. I’m hoping my wife never wants to surprise me with Besbarmak. But, if called upon, I will eat it with a smile on my face.

      • Mack the Knife says:

        What about prairie oysters Dwight? Or mountain oysters depending on where you come from. Not too many people I know will have a crack at them. Nice when curried. Besbarmak, only with mutton, can’t stand the thought of eating horse, man’s best friend as far as I’m concerned. Don’t know how people can eat dog or cat, really wrong in the food chain scheme of things. he liver, too much vitamin A and might kill you.

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