The year 2018 has already provided a Melbourne Cup field of weirdness, but this week was a standout.
Earlier in the week we were obliged to contemplate whether the sport of curling — an oxymoron in and of itself — is or indeed should be drug free. Personally, I can’t bear the thought of curling without drugs and I’m just a casual, barely interested observer. Anything to speed it up a bit wouldn’t go astray.
Then, during a Fairfax photo op at his rent-free residence, our brows furrowed further examining photographs of Barnaby Joyce doing the washing up, which consisted of a thorough scrubbing of two coffee mugs and one wineglass while a shiny new dishwasher stood directly at his knees.
But by far the silliest idea of the week was the notion of arming schoolteachers to prevent the all-too-common shooting sprees and mass murders in US schools.
The mass shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida, this week was the 20th shooting event on school campuses in the US this year and we haven’t even hit the northern hemisphere autumn, or fall as the North Americans prefer to call it. Fourteen students aged between 14 and 18 were shot dead. Three adult school staff, including two with responsibility for security at the school, were also murdered.
Aaron Feis, 37, an assistant football coach at the school died from gunshot wounds after putting his body in the path between shooter and students. Another victim, Christopher Hixon, 49, an athletic director and wrestling coach, was head of the school’s security detail. Hixon was a US Navy veteran.
Arm these men and spree shooters will either be deterred from committing mass murder at schools or stopped dead in their tracks if they persist, the argument goes. It’s not a new idea. The “one good man with a gun can stop a bad man with a gun” idea is a common theory postulated by the National Rifle Association, not to mention a staple plot line for Hollywood westerns and crime dramas. The more guns, not less, will make things safer in the US somehow.
When an assailant enters a school armed with semi-automatic weapons and the intent to use them, that school immediately becomes a combat zone. A school is not supposed to be an arena for armed combat. Teachers are not trained to deal with combat situations nor should they be.
Virtually everyone who knew the shooter knew he was a risk. The FBI has acknowledged and apologised for its failures. The bureau was in receipt of a report on the dangers the shooter posed to the community in general but for reasons that have not been adequately explained, it failed to act.
While the students now protesting around the country are doing so on the perfectly reasonable grounds they would prefer not to be violently murdered while attending geography class, I’m afraid to say their simple demands of making schools safe places for children will come to nought.
The time for gun control in the US was 20 years ago when there was some possibility of getting through the myriad conflicting interests in state and federal legislatures.
Another opportunity went begging in 2012 after a mentally deranged 20-year-old used a Bushmaster M-16-style semi-automatic rifle and a Glock 10mm handgun to kill 20 six-and seven-year-old kids at the Sandy Hook Elementary School in Connecticut. Six teachers also died in the hail of bullets. The 27th victim, the assailant’s mother, had been shot dead at home hours before the bloody spree.
If the violent deaths of little kids, barely detached from their mothers, their last act looking up from their finger painting or cowering behind a tiny desk only to see a slathering mass-murderer at the classroom door was not enough for legislators to act, then what, precisely, would be?
Blaming presidents past and present is a rather insipid business but already Donald Trump is wearing more flack than Barack Obama ever did. It is possible Obama made a better show of empathy than The Donald does but the facts are that spree shootings kept happening at alarming regularity throughout the Obama presidency and beyond.
Equally true is that presidents have little or no control over who can and does own a gun in the US. A dysfunctional congress will not act and even if it did, state legislatures across America would turn their backs.
By way of example, in the wake of the shootings at Parkland this week, the Florida state legislature in Tallahassee declined to even return to the debate over who could or should carry semi-automatic weapons.
Years ago, while driving through Texas, Louisiana, Alabama and the Florida Panhandle, I noticed a chain of stores known as Pawn ‘n’ Guns. They came up on the highway every 50 miles or so. Intrigued, I went into one and asked a few questions. The concept stores allowed consumers to pawn or swap their valuable possessions for guns.
“So, technically, I could trade in my wedding ring for anything on the bottom two lines?” I asked surveying the burgeoning arsenal of pistols, revolvers, rifles and shotguns behind the counter.
“You can’t because you’re not from around here but anyone with a photo ID who is a Florida resident can.”
Surely, I was not the first person to consider the possibility of escalated domestic violence scenarios alone.
“Isn’t that a bit dangerous?”
“Hell, no. There’s a seven-day waiting list on the pump action shotguns and the rifles.”
“But the handguns?”
“Cash and carry.”
It’s not necessarily the Second Amendment, the right to bear arms nor the powerful lobbyists from the NRA driving the US into legislative paralysis. The United States of America has a gun culture like nowhere else in the world.
In Australia we smugly point to our own circumstances and the changes made to gun ownership in the wake of the Port Arthur massacre. Given the number of gun owners and the number of guns lawfully possessed in the US, a gun buyback scheme would cost trillions. It is simply not feasible there.
There are other forces at work. I would argue pound for pound Australia does not have the sheer number of dangerously unhinged psychopaths as exist in the US, whether driven by religious fundamentalism, urged along by some creepy ultra-nationalist militia whose very existence is also protected by the Second Amendment or an apolitical intent to commit mass murder on an unfathomable scale.
Let’s call these bloody events for what they are. Terrorism. The shooter at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School stands charged with 17 counts of premeditated murder. Any self-respecting prosecutor could mount the case that he engaged in terrorism no matter what political motives he may or may not have held.
A redefinition of spree shooters, defining their actions or intentions as terrorism, would necessarily bring the significant law enforcement resources of the Department of Homeland Security and hopefully prod the FBI out of its slumber to detain these people before they commit their dreadful deeds.
Until then what happened at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School will happen again and again in the US. Arming teachers will only make American schools more dangerous than they are today.
This column was first published in The Australian on 23 February 2018
and the corruption continues. How can you claim someone as a “family” member but then state they are not your partner and claim over $32,000. in taxpayer funded travel. Bishop. J continues prove she is unfit to serve the Nation. FN disgrace. No surprises. Bang Bang.
What’s this recent obsession of yours in firing your blanks in public, Dismayed??
New catch phrase he’s picked from somewhere Milt – maybe down at the local kindergarten playing cops and robbers – singing ‘baa baa’ black sheep, another one of his latest acquisitions.
Simple solution, amend the 2nd amendment; “A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed” to include the words “within a well regulated militia”.
“A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms within a well regulated militia shall not be infringed”
Alas too logical I fear.
Where’s the money in that?
amending won’t be simple
2/3 of both Houses of Congress and 3/4 of state legislatures. I would suggest the activists start with the Dakotas.
What is it with Shorten and his love of millionaires and their largesse?
If there is a plus side to Bill Shorten it is if you vote for him you get 2 votes for the price of 1. That is 2 views on any given subject.
Would you care to explain what the hell you are banging on about this time? Think it through.
Adani, JB
Yvonne, is that the adani that asked the coalition to get china to fund the scam.? or are you talking about abbotts office seeking donations from the Chinese businessman.?
No Gary, it’s the Adani that Shorten is trying to sit both sides of the fence about – depending on whether he is in Batman or N Qld..
The picket fence must be feeling like barbed wire right now.
You seem to have upset Milton JB….
Not in the slightest, Penny. Hard to get upset with opinions. The negativity can be something of a downer but i’m generally optimistic and mainly look to the bright side of life.
Being a fellow QLDer Milton one is reminded of the recent shrewd election campaign run by our Premier, Annastacia Palaszczuk, in which she ran two campaigns, one for Nth QLD, pro Adani and one for SEQLD, anti Adani. Even the shrewd ex PM Howard noted the “smarts” in doing that. Bill travels a similar wide “road” Milton. Cheers
I’m with you, Henry but if you look above old feather brain, mullet head Jean
wants me to walk him through it. No surprises!! Give em heaps, Henry!
On the plus side, HB our mate Jean lives a sheltered, quilted, life suckling on the teat of a benign democracy, from the cradle to the grave. A “democracy” that he is so ignorant of that his naivety props up, and supports the lie of a ‘democracy” that he wags his little willy at, the wally. Unbeknownst to Jean, his efforts at rebellion, and his brave and courageous efforts to do so, from the safety of his bedroom/sit, courtesy of the public teat, provide ample evidence and support for a system which he pretends to deride.
ps ? for Jean. 10 to 20 yrs max, why not go coal? why’s Trump a threat? what’s the lecture in sobriety for? why afford guilt on others to compensate for your impotence, without the effort of solutions? what an easy cop out from a lazy, cut and paste, buffoon.
All i’m suggesting. Jean is that you take the big leap and start thinking and questioning for yourself. As it is you are a political plaything of so many diverse, contradictory and complimentary entities of power, subjectivity and sublimation. So get of your knee’s, bitch!
Bit early to be stonkered, or have you been on the turps all night?
If you’d been paying attention you’d realise that I have on several occasions lately pointed out that we are beyond the tipping point and reducing the amount of C02 emissions will probably cause even more dramatic temperature rises.
We are done, there’s no way out now.
The reason it has come down to this is that ideological, needy greedy fools have undermined the attempts of concerned science and citizens to do something about it before it the prognosis became terminal.
If you sobered up for long enough for your brain to function as it was designed to you would develop a much better understanding of what is happening.
And be more than somewhat embarrassed reflecting on the trite emotional drivel you are now spraying. Somewhat desperately.
Nothing wrong with walking me old mate JB through it Milton, provided you keep strictly to the left.
You have misspelled “walking” and you and Milton are doing far too much of it.
What an insane comment Milton, all over the place methinks. If you’re so desperate to debunk his argument just stick with the facts (well, your sorta facts anyways).
Get real mate. 😶
Simple-don’t vote fort him Bald!
Headline at WaPo “A citizen militia hopes it can stop shootings by posting armed volunteers outside each school” glorifies Oath Keepers with a kind of legitimacy.
Stop shootings happening or stop a shooting in progress? Inside the school, which is where they mostly happen.
I suspect a cunning plan, there are so many schools in the states that would mean maintaining quite a large standing army. They could storm Washington next time the dirty commies vote a Democrat to the White House.
time to emigrate
https://www.rt.com/news/419969-mobile-network-moon-vodafone-nokia/
Fabulous news smoke and just in time for the stunning $2.7Billion Manned Space Station that POTUS Trump said will soon be orbiting the Moon. If only NASA or SpaceX would take an older chap like myself, smoke, I am ready to serve, send me through the Van Allen Belt!
https://tinyurl.com/ydbwruhl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O5dPsu66Kw
Yes! Send Henry through the Van Allen Belt! That should provide all the data needed. Except for brain damage. How would you tell?
Bless you Mr Baptiste you put a smile on your humble correspondents face . But in fact I would be happy to go through the Van Allen Belt in my Spaceship wearing only a pair of jocks so confident I am it poses no threat. Cheers
Then please tell NASA that Henry. They are spending billions (did you peruse the link?) trying to find a method. We all know what happened when humans ventured to the astonishing height of 800 kilometres from the terra firma in eighties. The inside of the cabin started to glow alarmingly and the astronauts began to panic.
There are two stories Henry, one for children and one for grown ups who want to know what really happened. Look, Father Christmas is a fine story too, but some of us have moved on.
Bless your cotton socks, you are a source of endless amusement.
Probably cheaper installation than the NBN, smoke!
“Yvonne says: February 27, 2018 at 10:41 am. He’s a Tasmanian Milt! We’re all dimwits down here ” Yvonne Finally gets one right. Bang Bang.
Geez, nice one, Gary!
They can certainly do with some bright sparks like you in SA.
It as amusing observing him over the wall the other day re a column on energy etc etc. Busy little bee. The rudest reply someone got as ”you need to add some facts to your diet”
Yvonne are you actually suggesting that you are looking for someone who makes comments that you don’t agree with a and trying to apportion that to me? Your obsession is out of control. Lets get it straight you are not worthy of my attentions. I only respond to your ridiculous posts here to try and help you to open your eye. I have some sympathy ( not a lot but some) for dolts like you that are so ignorant to the world around them. The fact you have admitted to actively seeking out people with opinions that differ to yours is a sad and concerning indictment of people with your narrow mindedness.
Takes the bait every time, Milt! We Tasmanians are good fishermen – if nothing else. Especially flathead.
Nice to hear your son is going well at uni!
Thanks, Boa! Sorry to do this to you but moving on down the food chain, it is not only a flathead caught but a bumble bee as well. Well done, honey!
Is it not perverse that on the odd occasion that SA gets light that a mediocrity like dismayed, dims them??
Fine. You want to bait people . But don’t chuck a hissy fit when you cop it back.
As much as one is tempted to,JB, I will not lower myself to fling demeaning insults around a la Gary. I’m too classy (that should give you some ammunition to fire back).
I suspect though that he may pull his horns in regarding the ‘nursing home’ insults.
Having ‘class’ does not make one stupid/unempathetic/Liberal etc, etc – perhaps just less tolerant of crass manners.
Now have a field day with this – why not? Just don’t be nasty – you can do it 🙄
Stop trolling and blaming anyone and everything for your ignorance Yvonne. Anyone with class would no know that. Oh. No surprises.
Are there two of you? You should read each others work and stop contradicting each other. One of you aint “classy” at all.
I’m the classy one, JB 😁
As the old song goes….Gary, Gary! Who the f*ck is Gary?
You are as delusions as Yvonne, whoever this poor Gary bloke is that must have disagreed with Yvonne on the other side keeps getting dragged into your delusions and obsessions. Too quick on the draw again imbecile. Your hypoxia is showing again. No surprises.
Simple really. You insist on calling me Yvonne, I’ll call you Gary. I’m sure Milton is terrified ……… not.
Why not just ignore me?
Oh I just had a thought. Is this Gary business a bit like Nathan Lyon being called Gary? If he is the GOAT I must be also. Cmon Aussie. Time to sort those SAFA’s out if they stop doctoring the pitches. Just a reminder Milton you came in having a go at me. I will not forget.So Surprises.
oh, is that scary Gary? Come in spinner! mewahahahaha….
I say Milton, re our friend Dismayed’s other nom de plume – “Gary”, he’s obviously trying to emulate Gary Cooper with that classic western movie High Noon in mind. Have you noticed he’s even beginning to sign off his posts with “Bang Bang” (see 2.22pm, 6.28pm and 655pm-28/2). From a roustabout rigger to a nostalgic gunslinger, eh. Aah … ya gotta luv ‘im.
Mr Insider, I think “someone” might be quite a few Shilling’s short of a Pound.
https://tinyurl.com/yccjd2aj
Ex ousted PM Tony Abbott tells us he thinks Ms Cash may have had a ‘brain snap”, Mr Insider. Strewth
We are beyond irony in politics.
I’m hoping there’s a weird sounding independent in my electorate. I’ll vote for them
A brain snap? Reckless use of the word brain I reckon. But that’s Abbott for you. His didn’t snap, it just stretched and stayed that way.
Oh, for a Cashless economy.
Quite so, some cheques and balances.
She was out of order HB, pollie who is very easy to dislike but can’t help feeling she hit a nerve by their reaction.
Even Tony Burke came out of hibernation.
Not before they hit one apparently
When the “right to bear arms” was written did they envisage the sophisticated rapid fire weaponry that is available today? Does it entitle someone to own a mortar [not the pestle kind]? Where does it draw the line?
Perhaps Milton they did not envisage the sad mental misfits who would also get their hands on them. Your average “Joe Citizen” does not charge into a School firing an AR15. Cheers
Second amendment Milt, “A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed”
Note it states “in a militia” that’s long since gone by the wayside
Actually should have added they probably still invisaged the bad guys would be the Brits, didn’t think it would come from within and not on a battlefield.
Chelsea supporters
“I ask, sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people, except for a few public officials.”
— George Mason, in Debates in Virginia Convention on Ratification of the Constitution, Elliot, Vol. 3, June 16, 1788
Yeah well, some blokes way back reckon God talked to them and told them anyone who lights a cooking fire on Sunday should be put to death.
That became unpopular so we don’t people to death for lighting fires on Sunday anymore.
I wonder if George Mason would have insisted on the ratification remaining in place in the very different prevailing circumstances now?
The Belton flintlock was offered to congress in 1777. So, yes.
I can’t pretend to understand the US culture that you grew up in, Dwight. Though I would suggest it was not uniform; big cities, regional, rural, black, religions etc etc. But I’ve been a big fan and critic of the US. For such a maligned place it is perversely the destination of eastern bloc, and middle eastern types.
Sorry I digress. My query was apropos the intentions of the 2nd amendment, and its effect on unforeseeable future.
all I got was this, on a quick search, Dwight. it doesn’t seem to support the line that I have no investment in:
http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=255
Good point. Solution, take back the semis and auto’s but allow the Belton Flintlock.
The shooter will probably blow his fool head off just practising.
Autos have been banned for decades, but that bit of knowledge would mean knowing something about the issue.
I was amused by this: https://mobile.twitter.com/jacktheinsider/status/969135854894555137
Priceless, JB, but a scary revelation, if true.
I know a great deal about the issue. I didn’t say “ban” the autos, I said “take back the semis and autos.” Do you see the difference?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31vm3-BQRJU
In case anyone is interested, Mr Insider, in seeing the firepower of a fully auto AR15 here is a very short clip of one in action. How on earth this can be on sale to the Public in the USA or anywhere beggars belief.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeY5lApcJok
It’s not.
Then, what do you make of this, Dwight? (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/checkpoint/wp/2018/02/15/4-basic-questions-about-the-ar-15/?utm_term=.24ba6197e8dc)
“Who can purchase an AR-15?
It depends on the state you live in. In Florida, an AR-15 can be bought by anyone older than 18 with a clean record. There is no waiting period. (Handgun purchases typically require a three-day waiting period for anyone older than 21.) It is legal to own fully automatic weapons, but they are heavily regulated. Some states prohibit ownership of semiautomatic rifles with certain characteristics, such as the AR-15.”
What, are they finding them under cabbages or stealing them from the armoury?
A “very short clip” dude? That’s not even a clip, that’s a 100 round rotary magazine. Bring on the godamm liberal hippy greenies. That bad boy is a lawnmower.
Scary to live in a country where it’s considered normal, rather than abnormal, to walk around armed.
Happy voting this weekend Boadicea, looks a tight race indeed. Cheers
Not sure it’s happy, HB. Like many, I’m rather disenchanted with the lot of them right now. But I’ll trot round the corner, enjoy the sausage sizzle or church lady’s cakes – and decide what to do about my vote! 😉
I used to carry from time to time Boa. And if I was living back home I would again–just like my brothers (haven’t asked my sisters what they have in their purses). But, my older brother trained the hell out of me.
Alarming news,on the eve of the election here, that they are loosening the gun laws. Extend licence to 10 yrs and allow semi automatic rifles so they can shoot mobs of wallabies quicker we are told.
This in the state where the biggest massacre in the history of Australia occurred.
Do you think it’s kind of nice that you don’t have to do that here Dwight? (even in the deep north!)