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Greens Senator Lee Rhiannon’s fruity version of facts

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I have a few kangaroos loose in my top paddock. That’s not supposed to be a metaphor for a loose grip on sanity although I know some will see it as a predictable conformation.

No. I really do have Eastern Grey Kangaroos hopping past my home. I often sit outside with a cup of coffee and watch them go by.

Occasionally the big males will jump the fence and find themselves caught inside what is not much bigger than a suburban backyard, so I leave the gates open and eventually they make their own way out. Besides scaring the hell out of the cats, they do no harm and the family enjoys their random appearances.

While hardly a scientific basis for a census, I have noticed numbers of the Eastern Grey Kangaroos on the rise around my little part of regional Australia. My rough guesswork appears to be supported by the International Union for Conservation and Nature which puts Australia’s kangaroo population — Red, Western Grey, Eastern Grey and Walleroo (the four kangaroo genera that are harvested commercially) rising from 43 million in 2002 to 44 million in 2014.

Not that you’d know that if you read the New York Times which, after the US release of the film Kangaroos: A Love-Hate Story, has continued its head scratching on the Australian psyche which might otherwise be called “How appalling Australians are.

 

In this case the stereotyping has shifted to that of a nation of slavering drunks with their pig dogs blasting away with their shotties at doe-eyed kangaroos.

In a review of the film, the NYT claimed kangaroos were considered a pest by “farmers and ranchers.” What, no wranglers?

According to the NYT reviewer, Ken Jaworowski, the filmmakers offered up “images of the outback and drone footage of wild animals in their habitats” which were both “breathtaking” and designed to avoid a “non-stop focus on bloodshed.” But Jaworowski gave them two thumbs up for not flinching “from stomach-turning sights.” The review concludes, “The film isn’t pretty but its message is necessary.”

The film, as it turns out, isn’t very honest either. Critics say it fails any test of objectivity and veers directly into the polemical. But no matter, Mr Jaworowski falls into the category of believing everything he sees and more than half of what he hears without question or so it would seem.

Fortunately, other US film reviews are not so easily convinced about Kangaroo: A Love-Hate Story and have observed a sharp lack of objective facts and an unwillingness by the filmmakers to get more than one side to the a story.

I wouldn’t mind clocking the production budgets and the source of the film’s funding especially. For what it’s worth, the filmmakers claim the film was independently funded but the film’s talking head experts come from a collective of animal rights activists known bizarrely as THINKK, a group formerly based at the University of Technology Sydney and funded by animal protection charity Voiceless.

Their claims have been challenged and described as “misleading” by actual experts.

It comes as no surprise that Greens senator and spokesperson on animal welfare, Lee Rhiannon, has headed off to Europe to help launch the film. Already some of Europe’s politicians have talked about a ban of kangaroo meat based on the film’s bloody depictions and the senator shows no sign of sticking up for the $200 million industry which employs 2000 people, many of them indigenous Australians.

Rhiannon as usual cleverly avoids hard facts, preferring to doubt the data that exists in the scientific and government sectors, and opting for her own dubious assumptions.

“The commercial shooting of kangaroos is linked with serious contamination and cruelty issues,” Rhiannon said. “The fact that Russia has suspended imports of kangaroo meat three times demonstrates that there is a problem with how the Australian government is managing the commercial kangaroo industry.”

The more cynical among us might conclude that Rhiannon believes the Russians haven’t put a foot wrong since 1919 with the possible exception of Mikhail Gorbachev’s perestroika.

Russia’s reasons for suspending the import of kangaroo meat have been nominally over e. coli contamination of kangaroo meat which is odd because the meat is tested in Australia before it is packed and shipped off. On the second occasion, the suspension occurred just three months after Malaysian Airline flight MH17 was blasted out of the air. In Russia, trade and grubby politics go hand-in-hand.

Famine is inevitably driven by human factors. Name any famine in the 19th or 20th centuries and I’ll show you how dirty politics was the root cause. Crops fail, droughts occur, sure, but there is always a human being or beings that have put the preconditions for famine in place.

Much has been written regarding Rhiannon’s perceived attachment to Soviet Russia and Stalin’s failed policies which brought one of the great famines of the 20th Century into harsh reality. Arthur Sinodinos described Rhiannon as a “neo-Stalinist” in the Senate.

If she was a banner waver for the awful politics which created that huge chunk of human misery, she is now recklessly and actively pursuing another, an animal famine on this occasion that in the absence of a humane cull, would lead to an explosion of the kangaroo population and necessarily the starvation and deaths of millions of kangaroos.

All in the name of Lee Rhiannon’s fruity version of humanity.

This article was first published in The Australian on 9 March 2018.

96 Comments

  • Huger Unson says:

    May I put it to you, Jack, that “fully franked” demands more than a cartoon, or a ditty. Let’s go the crowd-source for a full musical and start calling for writers and lead roles right now.
    As a stroke, it’s up there with sacking your head deal-maker with a yell and a sullen tweet, up there with Teresa May on her high horse surrounded by billions of rubles in Mayfair property, up there with vision of Chris Pyne seated in an F-35, it’s pure arse.
    I’m looking forward to Turnbull, in full mercantile regalia, on his private jetty denouncing this brazen robbery from battlers.

    • Jack The Insider says:

      Wasn’t there a thought bubble from Kelly O’Dwyer for a crowd funded push for more women Liberal MPs? A bit like the AFL ad campaign, I’d like to see that.

      • Razor says:

        Unfortunately JTI you are right. Says a heck of a lot about the Liberal party administrative arrangements if this is how they have to go about it.

  • Henry Blofeld says:

    Not for the faint hearted city set, Mr Insider but here linked a revealing story of a young female Roo Shooter in QLD who does the work that needs to be done to protect the livelihood of our Farmers. Its not pleasant work but someone has to do it.
    https://tinyurl.com/y8alnu8j

    • Bella says:

      “We gut them, chop the paws off, pull the guts out & tag them”
      She says it’s fun.
      Wraith is so right. Humanity IS vile.
      Unbelievable.

  • Carl on the Coast says:

    I reckon you’d have your job cut out coming up with a unaminous estimate of the present roo population Jack. They seem to jump all over the place.

    • Bella says:

      “If our political leaders are not prepared to provide more transparency and accountability with respect to government decision-making, then we can only assume the resource extraction industries will continue to call the shots on Australia’s transport and energy policies.”
      “Influence-peddling” How appropriate.
      Great link smoke.

  • Bella says:

    It may shock you when I say I’m not a fan of Lee Rhiannon or her ongoing efforts to grab centre stage & this is yet another.
    I do understand that macropods cause problems on agricultural lands but I also know that many farmers can’t be trusted to legally or humanely shoot & tag only what they consider to be pests. The ‘tag’ system of tagging the kill also requires the killing of the joeys as humanely as possible but this is very frequently not adhered to.

    The kangaroo’s natural predators are very depleted now due to illegal hunting & nature has it’s own way of culling with droughts and disease but the trouble I have with legal quotas is that they’re just not sustainable. The ‘official’ numbers are likened to smoke & mirrors & that’s not counting the joeys left to starve or be clubbed in the head.
    If you add the two million or so hit by vehicles & the legal kangaroo meat industry numbers, the actual figures become alarming when you consider the quotas are increased every year.

    • Razor says:

      That’s not right Bella. Why is it the Greens hate farmers? As for predation, the Kangaroo has never had a natural predator that’s why nature has used drought to control numbers.

      • Bella says:

        I don’t hate farmers mate however I used to know a couple of cattle station owners in central western Queensland who shot as many roos as they could just for entertainment especially at night. Tag them? Nah they’d suffer & rot where they fell & I’m not okay with that.
        So if you think I hate farmers you go ahead & bag me but tell me Razor, if you leased or owned a hundred or a thousand acres who would actually police your kill quota?
        Nobody cares anymore.

  • smoke says:

    lee”kangaroo nuggets”Rhiannon…wonder if a partnership with betty is doable….Lenin McCartney like

  • Penny says:

    All I can say is that you only need to travel in outback Queensland and NSW to see the never ending road kill of kangaroos by the side of the road if you really want to get distressed. Our kangaroos are cute (not cuddly) and every time we post photos of them on FB our overseas friends go crazy. However we all know what the reality is and that is that there must be culling if the kangaroo population is to survive. I don’t like the taste of kangaroo meat, but have tasted Emu and that is wonderful….next I might go for wombat or platypus, koala I think would be too stringy.
    I have seen Lee Rhiannon once only (lucky me) and have to say I found her abhorrent. If as you say JTI, she is supportive of Soviet Russia and good old Uncle Joe, she really should be condemned. She certainly has no clue about reality. I have shuddered through historical accounts of Russia in the 20th Century and wonder how it all went so belly-up after the Revolution.

  • CoHD says:

    Have not commented for a while because the state of politics in this country has made me apathetic. Quite an achievement considering that I kept political scrapbooks when I was nine which I mainly collected from Time , the Bullie (RIP) and Punch. I was a sad young git who collected piccies of pollies. Re the current lot, as always, if you have any emotional attachment to the leadership of ANY party, seek help.

    • Bella says:

      Hi CoHD, I think it’s quite extraordinary for a nine-year old to keep political scrapbooks. May I ask what or who inspired your collection?
      I’m curious because I too made scrapbooks (not politics) from the age of eight & that fascination in childhood actually became my life’s passion.
      I’m obsessed with downsizing life right now but I can’t bring myself to toss them out. I’m hopeless. 🙃
      Best wishes for your health battles mate.

  • CoHD says:

    Hope they ban imports. Kangaroo used to be cheap until it became popular. Might cause the price to go down and increase domestic consumption. Yum, love a bit of pink roo meat.
    How are you traveling JTI? I still lurk but have health and personal issues myself. Health issues too weird for the doc but still here and not going soon. Hope the same for you.
    Rhiannon is a wally. The name change says it all. Fancies herself a witch queen. Probably a Hapsburg as the inbreeding would explain a few things.

    • Jack The Insider says:

      I’m writing a column so I won’t get into detail at the moment, COHD. I am good thanks and glad to hear you’re going well. The surgery is major but it promises good things eventually. I’ll write more when there is more time.

      • BASSMAN says:

        A mate of mine had surgery where they used his own tissue to re-model a brand new bladder.
        I was in hospital myself at the time and could not believe to see him up and about the next day and home a few days later…said he was feeling great! We are all pulling for you mate. Good opportunity for you to watch the cricket and footy.

    • Razor says:

      Hope things get better for you CoHD. I’ve found recently that traditional medicine is not always the answer so my advice is explore a bit.

      By the way can’t be a Hapsburg as she doesn’t have the Hapsburg lip……

      Cheers!

    • Penny says:

      Good to see you back CoHD. Very hard trying to follow politics at the moment, particularly if you try to abide by decent human principles. Both major parties are terrible, but if they got rid of Bill Shorten I think the Labor party would look the better of the two.

      • Tracy says:

        Agree on the getting rid of Shorten Penny, think it would be game over for the Libs if Shorten was replaced.
        Voters don’t like early elections but Shorten is behaving like he’s a shoe in, voters don’t like that either

  • Henry Blofeld says:

    We have some relos on the land here in QLD, Mr Insider and the most humane and caring people you would wish to meet, however the Roo’s from time to time have to be culled to stop all the crop and fodder from being eaten by them and none getting to the cattle and sheep. Ms Rhiannon most likely has never ben past a city park so her bloody opinion is worthless imho. Never liked her as the NSW Greens leader either, she represented the past. It comes as no surprise her perceived attachment to Soviet Russia and Stalin’s failed policies which brought one of the great famines of the 20th Century. A sad case of a city latte sipping out of touch with reality person, as o many of these would be but wont “pinkos” are.

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