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Brian Dennehy dead at 81

The actor Brian Dennehy died yesterday of heart failure due to sepsis. He was 81.

The star of Rambo: First Blood, Gorky Park and Cocoon among more than 50 feature films and countless television work often played the role of the likeable tough guy. He was cut from the same rough thespian cloth as Jason Robards and George C. Scott.

There are gushing eulogies for Dennehy today. It is predictable in that way we have of airbrushing clean any hint of scandal the moment someone falls off the branch. But Dennehy was a high-profile member of a shadowy group of fraudsters, fantasists and con-artists guilty of what the Americans call stolen valour.

In a 1989 interview with the New York Times, Dennehy claimed to have suffered concussion and shrapnel wounds while on combat duty in Vietnam. Four years later in a short interview with Playboy magazine, Dennehy said he served a five-year tour of Vietnam and suffered minor injuries.

In that interview, Dennehy was asked if he’d ever taken a life in combat. He offered a reply which in retrospect can only be seen as a florid evasion:

“Anyone in combat would agree that it’s pretty much accidental. It’s not what you’re thinking about. You spend a considerable amount of time just trying not to be in a combat situation. You’re trying to avoid coming face-to-face with anything. So, when something bad happens, it’s usually accidental.”

Public deception

None of it happened. Dennehy had served in the US Marine Corps between 1958 and 1963 but did not set foot in Vietnam. The closest he came to combat was playing inter-service American football in Okinawa.

Dennehy publicly apologised for his deception in 1999. But there are reports that he continued telling embellished stories of courage under fire to anyone silly enough to listen. Once an actor …

False anecdotes

Pulitzer Prize winner and history professor, Joseph Ellis was known to lace his lectures with anecdotes of his wartime service in Vietnam. Praised for this meticulous attention to detail in biographies of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and John Adams, Ellis told the Boston Globe he was a paratrooper with the 101st Airborne Division, had served in General Westmoreland’s staff and then added some other salty stories of life as a heroic non-combatant in promoting civil rights and attending anti-war protests.

In truth, Ellis had been a reservist but had never left the comfortable confines of academia. He had no association with the civil rights or anti-war movements. His books continue to sell with many reviewers choosing to ignore his deceptions.

False gallantry exposed

Politicians trading on war time gallantry have been exposed. Mundane military service, laudable enough, has transcended into lurid legends, fearless acts of bravery that never actually took place.

Stolen valour has become so widespread it is thought that for every US Navy SEAL, there are at least 300 imposters.

It is a major problem in Australia, too, where the term military imposter is preferred. The exposure of Australian military cheats is left essentially to a group of volunteer ex-servicemen and women known collectively as the Australian and New Zealand Military Impostors Group to sort out.

Australian military imposters

ANZMI conducts investigations, obtains statutory declarations and examines military records. They rely on members of the public, often military veterans to bring these the charlatans to their attention.

The group’s website, an archaic walk down memory lane through an internet circa 1998 (guys, if you’re reading this get in touch and I’ll fix that up for you) presents a rogue’s gallery of liars and cheaters, embellishers and the terminally deluded.

The offences range from the wearing of tin medals (medals purchased rather than bestowed), wearing medals unearned, all the way to complete fabrications of military service. The numbers of these fraudsters who have inveigled themselves in RSL branches, often to become office bearers, is astonishing.

Equally amazing is the apparent ease in which the deceptions are accepted. Questions are rarely asked even when a fraudster appears to be selling a story that defies belief.

On ANZAC Day 2013, “Major-General” Neville Donohue addressed a dawn service at Clayton in Melbourne’s east, bearing a stack of medals on the left side of his chest so numerous and shiny North Korean generals would have been envious. Present at the service on that day were the current Speaker of the Parliament and member for Casey, Tony Smith and then Labor member for La Trobe, Laura Smyth.

No one present seemed to bat an eyelid.

But later in the day, Donohoe turned up at the traditional Collingwood v Essendon ANZAC Day clash at the MCG and was filmed entering the ground chest out, medals dazzling, to a television audience of millions, proving the rule that the only bad publicity is too much publicity. ANZMI was swamped with bemused correspondence from genuine veterans.

It transpired the budding Monash had been a mere corporal in the Royal Australian Corps of Signals between 1970 and 1976 and was never deployed overseas.

Four years later, Donohue was found guilty of 30 charges relating to deception, falsely purporting to be a returned service person, falsely purporting to be a Commonwealth official, to be wearing medals without entitlement, obtaining property by deception, using false documents, and driving while suspended. He received a four-month prison term.

Outright deceit

I have spent hours trawling through the ANZMI website. It’s a walk-through of terrible people, often engaged in criminal acts of fraud and outright deceit.

The psychology is fairly predictable. As a nation we hold our veterans in high esteem. They are our most honoured group. The imposters trade on that, lust after it and profit from it often monetarily and in desperate attempts to be admired. Often, they have become stuck having to perpetuate lies. Once a lie of that order is told, it is very difficult to undo. More likely it will be compounded with other lies, other deceptions. The ANZMI motto is “If you tell the truth, it becomes part of your past. If you tell a lie it becomes part of your future.”

A military imposter is so offensive to us because they undermine those who have shown courage and commitment in defence of their country.

We have a bit of time on our hands now, so I recommend the ANZMI website to you. There are hundreds of names there. Some you may know. You may know of others whose stories don’t quite check out or seem unfeasible. If so, drop ANZMI a line.

This is one problem we can fix.

This column was first published at The Australian on 17 April, 2020

120 Comments

  • Not Finished Yet says:

    Henry, I am wondering if you are intending to inject yourself with disinfectant as a precaution. The orange crested cockatoo seems to think it may work. Or if that seems too risky, perhaps just exposure to ‘tremendous light’ may do the trick.

    • Henry Donald J Blofeld says:

      Bless your dear Left Wing Heart NFY, now here is where this all came from. ALL options are being looked at in the USA, thank god for them. Cheers dear lad or lass, keep healthy as we

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtgVxGkrX1Y

    • Boa says:

      To quote Peter Doherty : ” the years of Trump have been a tragedy for the human species”

      • Henry Donald J Blofeld says:

        I must say dear Boa, it looks to me you have morphed finally into your nemesis “Gary”, bless you. Cheers keep safe as we P.S. where is “Gary” he cam eon for a few comments then left?

      • John L says:

        Dunno about that Boa
        Without Trump, the Chinese bandwagon would be ploughing along until it was unstoppable.
        Those Globalists who saw nothing wrong with a totalitarian state becoming the most powerful country in the world still do not understand the consequences of that, or are prepared to see nothing wrong with it because of their blinkered animosity towards the US, have never stopped whinging since Trump’s election.
        I have no idea why Doherty made such a statement – it could be that Trump has withdrawn support from the totally compromised WHO. Interesting that the world’s second biggest economy, that “developing” country called China that has trillions in reserves, who are rearming like there is no tomorrow are only prepared to stump up a fraction what the debt ridden US was paying.
        It could be that Trump decimated the US’s ability on disease control – which was utterly insane if it true.
        Trump was the circuit breaker the world needed – Corona unfortunately is an even bigger one.

      • Penny says:

        They have Boa, they have…..

    • Bella says:

      Funny if it wasn’t so dangerous NFY.
      That deranged kind of suggestion just may inspire his redneck voter base to ‘clean’ themselves into oblivian. 😞

    • Penny says:

      NFY……I think dear Henry will do whatever his hero suggests. I’m sure disinfectant will work…..oh wait Henry’s hero was being sarcastic to the reporters that actually didn’t ask him a question about it.

      • Henry Donald J Blofeld says:

        Spoken lie the true Red Ragger you are Penny the Public Servant you have given us here at Blofeld. org many many laughs please keep them coming. Cheers P.S. hows your Bill Shorten thing going for you. You even said the Public Service was making ready for a change of Government a breathtaking bit of Codswallop if ever I heard it goodness me you have to win QLD to be PM and we Despise Shorten here. Albanese is not despised we just regard him as a journeyman filling in. He did a “listening tour” here some time back and all he heard were Crickets!

        • Jack The Insider says:

          This is paywalled, Henry. Trump is in deep trouble. A long way out yet but those briefings are killing him, especially where he recommends (sarcastically?) injecting disinfectants and flooding people internally with UV light.
          https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/25/us/politics/trump-election-briefings.html?action=click&module=Top%20Stories&pgtype=Homepage

          • Henry Donald J Blofeld says:

            Bless you, Mr Insider, are you the same chap who was telling me last year Bill Shorten was a lay down misere to be PM when here in QLD he was despised and rarely made a visit to us in the Election Campaign?

            Trump to win the 2020 Election in a canter, he has only poor old befuddled Joe Biden to beat. Cheers

        • Penny says:

          Henry, I have never worked for the public service in my life! I also haven’t worked in Australia for the last 18 years, so have not been able to vote for any party for that time either. My impression though since I have been back in this fine country is that Bill Shorten wasn’t the Leader of the Opposition, so Queensland’s loathing of him doesn’t really matter.
          You must have me confused with someone else dear chap.

  • wraith says:

    And the ones that wont take responsibility for their own mistakes…..
    Honour? what honour, that would take honesty wouldnt it. Oh sort of on that theme, my reply to the Editor In Chief, on tomorrows headlines… dear me
    “Hello editor in Chief.
    He could have been the nastiest piece that ever walked the earth, but its not his fault. The police failed in occ health and safety and should have moved, from the danger zone on the highway to a safe space, well before the back up arrived. Then everyone could have proceeded with the arrest, and no one dies. This is an operational issue. But of course, if you are looking for a goat to kill….. and an easy headline I suppose. Sigh.
    regards
    Lesley”

    Simple truth, stepping up and honour. Not in this world love. Just find yourself a hoofed creature and go for it.
    (wet markets allowed)
    cheers

  • John L says:

    On THE APP to check proximity of Corona.
    Take the code from a country notorious for snooping on its citizens – Singapore – and then give the implementation to a company whose bread and butter depends on collecting information on everybody it can – Amazon – and you nave a privacy nightmare.
    Until I read the Amazon bit, I was all for it.
    Canberra has not learned anything about the last 3 months – keep service jobs in Australia and build up Australian Companies.
    However they will hide behind — but we have international treaties that do not allow us to ……

  • Razor says:

    Last night it was announced to Mr & Mrs Razor are to be the grandparents of a baby girl!

    Our first grandling due in October. Fuck me! JTI and crew I am so happy!

  • Wissendorf says:

    I recall a case in the USA a few years back, where a military dreamer claimed to be a past member of the Marine Corp. He ‘ate, slept and breathed’ Marine Corp, and said exactly that in a TV interview on the eve of a Veterans celebration. He was spotted on TV and his lies exposed by true veterans, and he was warned in Court to desist from his fantasies. I’m sure it was a Veteran’s organisation that brought the action against him.

    In a slap in the face for the organisation, and veterans across the USA, he appealed (I’m unsure of the Amendment but I think it’s the First Amendment to the Constitution) because the Court ruling violated his right to free speech. I couldn’t believe it. Maybe some real ex Marines should have rounded up this disgraceful cretin and beaten some sense and respect into him.

    ************

    With ANZAC Day pretty much cancelled this year, I have decided to visit the grave of 335A Corporal William Edward ‘Billy’ Sing, the Gallipoli sniper. Billy was 1/2 Chinese and so was not eligible to serve in the Army but this was overlooked on his enlistment. He’s buried in the War Cemetery at Lutwyche. He served in the Light Horse at Gallipoli, and was re-posted to the Infantry on the Western Front. At Gallipoli he accounted for over 150 Turks and added to that significant tally on the Western Front. His duel with Turkish marksman Abdul the Terrible, and his scoped rifle The Mother of Death was an epic. Abdul was the best shot in the Turkish army and was sent to Gallipoli specifically to kill Sing. Sing won the duel by moments, and shot Abdul through his telescopic sight. Sing used iron sights. He had been a kangaroo shooter before he enlisted and was known around his hometown of Clermont as a deadly shot.

    He’s considered the deadliest sniper of WWI on any side. Author Ion Idriess was his spotter, though General Hamilton spotted for him a few times and called him his ‘tame sniper’. He once refused to claim a kill as he had been aiming for another bloke standing beside the unfortunate victim. He came home to a country that offered him a sad and waterless soldier-settler block near where he signed up in Clermont NQ. He died alone of a ruptured aorta in a Brisbane boarding house at South Brisbane in 1943. It’s not known if his death was related to his service, but he was wounded several times and gassed too. He was buried in a paupers grave. He had just 5 shillings in his pockets, his employer owed him six quid, and his thank you block of dirt was valued at 20 pounds. His medals were never found. While he was in France his parent’s home was invaded by rustlers, and his father, a Chinese, was murdered, something he could not reconcile.

    A plaque was set in the footpath outside the boarding house in Montague Rd, but the boarding house and plaque have both long vanished. Decades later the Brisbane City Council, led by Lord Mayor Frank Sleeman, himself a Z Force Commando from WWII, and a reserve candidate for the Krait raid, ordered Billy’s remains exhumed from his unmarked grave in Toowong Cemetery and re-buried in a premier site in the War Cemetery, and an imposing memorial was set over the grave. A committee are supposed to see to its care but don’t do anything I can see. I’ve visited the grave after the Dawn Service for years to lay a wreath to this unsung hero.

    Despite the stay home orders, I ‘ll travel over to Lutwyche late on Friday night and spend the night by Billy’s grave, and go home just after dawn. I never served in any of the Forces, but have the deepest respect for those who have. I extend that respect to anyone who has served, in war or not. I was an apprentice during the Vietnam War so not eligible to serve, and I probably would have been medically unfit anyway. Good luck and thank you to any bloggers who are ex-servicemen. You have my deepest respect and gratitude.

    They shall not grow old, as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun, and in the morning,
    we will remember them.

    Lest we forget.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Sing

    • Henry Donald J Blofeld says:

      Very interesting indeed, Wissendorf and your mention of Sniper I do recall in the Vietnam War a US Sniper named Carlos Hatchcock became famous for his exploits and ability to take our many Value Targets. One he took out he actually put a bullet down the Scope of the Target from a mega distance and in this clip series is Hathcocks story. Cheers to you from we

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7wnTfbtODI

    • Mack the Knife says:

      Top notch. Thanks for that Wissendorf, my favourite type of yarn. Lest we forget.

  • Boa says:

    A really pleasant day here at virtual Wimbledon today. Virtual play is underway. Familiar old favourites can be seen strolling the screens.
    It’s the qualifying rounds and there is a gentle, friendly ambience amongst players and spectators. Kyrgios must have gone straight through to the main draw ……….
    Alas, after some early panic buying there are no strawberries and cream available……………..for some reason people feel the need to buy 10 servings all at once – when they haven’t got a chance of eating them all – and no, they cannot be returned for credit.
    Watching Mr Blofeld currently on court. An enthusiastic player, whose unusual style reminds one of the great Henri Leconte – in his day an entertaining player who amused the spectators with random comedic performances interrupting his play.
    ………….and ……oh my goodness – Mr Blofeld sends a blistering backhand return, straight down the line, in response to a rather poor serve………….
    And it’s game and first set to Mr Blofeld……………… new balls please.

  • The Bow-Legged Swantoon says:

    There are a lot of people who want to be important or special; much more important or special than their own circumstances and abilities allow. They see those in our community who are afforded respect, attention, gratitude or even heroic status and either construct fantasies around themselves in hope of being treated the same or they take some kind of action that gives them an illusion of being an important and special kind of person.

    So the categories that people try to present themselves in are very broad and include the military imposters in the article; hard-core fantasists like Man Haron Monis (who tried on various important-person guises including spy, imam, bikie, alternative medicine guru and ISIS warrior); the scammers and grifters in Jack’s last article (often also motivated by money); bushfire arsonists (some of whom as volunteer firies get to play hero at their own fires, and others who feel the importance of being the person who struck the match and was responsible for all the helicopters, trucks, police and media whizzing about); those who make tenuous and sometimes outright fictional claims to indigenous ancestry (and everyone else who “identifies” as something they clearly aren’t but who are guaranteed attention for doing so) . . . have I missed any?

    Maybe that’s too cynical or maybe I’m trying to cram too many people in the same net but I can’t help but get the feeling that if people were able to be a little more comfortable with the kind of modest lives and achievements that almost all of us are fated to, there wouldn’t be quite so many unfulfilled, fantasy-prone ding-bats out there.

    • Henry Donald J Blofeld says:

      Beautifully summed up, TBLS, Human Nature being what it is causes many to try to “impress” sadly. Its a bit like those that tell lies, if you have to lie to get by you would have to have a bloody good memory imho.

      We have all told the occasional “porkie” or slight embellishment but imho the Truth sets us free no matter how it hurts. Imagine going 40 years, as one of those chaps on the ANZMI website has gone, and sleeping at night. Cheers hope you are keeping well as we here in Brisvegas.

      • The Bow-Legged Swantoon says:

        Thanks Henry. Visiting my “elderly” mother in Melbourne for “caregiving” purposes. (‘Scuse the sarcasm inverted commas but one has to cover one’s posterior in the new police state conditions).

        Two good things about the current ridiculousness – light traffic, even on a Friday arvo, and ULP under a dollar a litre. Can’t remember the last time I saw that.

    • Mack the Knife says:

      Unbelievable the gall of these types Swantoonie. I just read in the Oz that the aforementioned Pete Evans has just been fined $25k for trying to peddle a $15k machine that treats COVID-19 virus. He got off cheaply I reckon. Cheeky bastard.

    • Dwight says:

      I’ve had a couple of decent careers. Some of those I’ve taught are now in high positions. Some people I’ve helped have gone on to having good lives. I have had friends in far-flung lands. I have had relationships with a “few good women” to use a pun, and now have an extraordinary woman for a wife. I am becoming a father to her children and hope one day to teach her grandchildren to say naughty words in multiple languages. I have an accomplished group of siblings, nieces, nephews, great nieces and great nephew. That’s all anyone needs.

      These sad people want to see their lives as important/interesting. A young woman of my acquaintance recently asked me “how to have an interesting life.” My reply was to do interesting things. Making shit up, is not the way to do it. Leading a good life comes from doing, not seeming.

  • Carl on the Coast says:

    Yes, there are even suggestions that one of our most recent storytellers has dabbled in a touch of embellishment and otherwise decorative detail. Presumably in the pursuit of self gratification.

    Not known to have prior military experience, but no names, no pack-drill, nevertheless.

  • Henry Donald J Blofeld says:

    We are having to hit the old “CNTRL-F5” Keys on every page again, Mr Insider, just updating you. Cheers

    • Razor says:

      Henry,
      So we know what to do. How about we suck the pleasure of JTI opening the blog again up and not worry about IT issues. The alternative was bleak.

      • Henry Donald J Blofeld says:

        Dear Razor, we 1st must be able to SEE the Blog, essential perchance? Bless you keep well as we here in Brisvegas.

  • Henry Donald J Blofeld says:

    I am amazed, Mr Insider, at those with the cheek to step up and claim Gallantry and War Service to which they are not entitled but every year or so we see someone here in Australia exposed.

    I my self was called up for National Service in the very last Callup ever, in 1972 but did not go into the Army or serve a day as Whitlam came in and in quick fashion cancelled Conscription. I might add I did not want to do time in the Army but if pressed would have done so.

    Having spoken to many ex Vietnam Vets over the years, including one recently, I am in awe of those that did serve and in all the other Conflicts too. “Lest We Forget”

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