Greens Senator Lee Rhiannon’s fruity version of facts
I have a few kangaroos loose in my top paddock. That’s not supposed to be a metaphor for a loose grip on sanity although …
Bill Shorten the political contortionist
Let’s face it, Bill Shorten is the only reason Coalition MPs still get out of bed every morning. Without him, they’d be stuck in …
In the Canberra space, no one can hear anybody scream
You may have heard the phrase, much-beloved by corporate types and politicians alike, “in the space”. During question time this week, the Minister for …
Barnaby Joyce, Malcolm Turnbull split in spectacular style
Let me take you back. Way, way back to the evening of December 2, 2017. The Prime Minister and his deputy stood arm in …
Worst outcome for Coalition is if Barnaby Joyce continues to dig in
It might have made for an amusing office sweep. Three politicians clinging perilously to power. One wondered who would be the first to drop …
No room at the inn for the ideological traveller
You know those silly online surveys that claim to determine your ideological standpoint? Yes, I know. They’re junk. I should have understood this when …
Show business for ugly people? No thanks
IF you’re like me, you’re sick to death of the Barnaby Joyce story already and it has only been out there for little more …
Finding David Feeney
I have a rule when it comes to recently fallen politicians. Don’t stick the slipper in after they’ve left the arena. It’s unseemly and …
Australia’s second-hand secrets
Psst. Anyone know where I can get my hands on some top-secret documents? Never mind. It turns out they can be purchased in second-hand …
How we can party hard (like it’s May 9 1901)
WE have got this the wrong way around. In American terms what we do in celebrating January 26 as a day of nationhood would …