Barnaby Joyce, Malcolm Turnbull split in spectacular style
Let me take you back. Way, way back to the evening of December 2, 2017. The Prime Minister and his deputy stood arm in …
Australia’s second-hand secrets
Psst. Anyone know where I can get my hands on some top-secret documents? Never mind. It turns out they can be purchased in second-hand …
Madness and potty mouth prerequisites for presidency
TRUMP derangement syndrome (TDS) is alive and well. Take Hawaii’s false alarm of an imminent missile strike on Sunday. The alarm was triggered by …
The empty seat at the Christmas table
Every Christmas Day I used to mock my mother mercilessly. From my teenage years, mum developed a habit of setting the table for Christmas …
Who has been naughty?
And so this is Christmas and what have our politicians done? More importantly, have they been naughty or nice? It’s probably more of a …
The Pollies — Who was Australia’s worst politician in 2017?
Welcome to this glittering night of nights. Well, it might be depending on when you read it. It may well be the most august …
The lights are on in Canberra but nobody’s home
You may be wondering, like I am, who is running the country. It certainly isn’t the prime minister. One could pose a forlorn argument …
Turnbull’s jagged little pill
Will the last one out of the parliament please remember to turn the pie warmer off at Aussie’s Cafe? The worst thing we can …
Malcolm Turnbull: the Wile E. Coyote of Australian politics
As we sit and wait for news of the fate of the seven dual citizens as they traipse from their parliamentary offices with the …